Amy The Great

Robots don't say Ye.

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An ode to our fallen hero. #BonVoyageMilo

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@xProudPapax @PackMan13x @RonFilipkowski Seek therapy.

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@xProudPapax @RonFilipkowski Notice the source at the bottom right. Do you think there might be an existing bias in the respondent pool?

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@RachelShukert I need Americans to learn this about “addicting”. You mean addictive.

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@MatthewYauger1 @kindofsquishy I dunno, it seemed liked your mum had a pretty generous sense of humour…

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@bobo222111 @nottshegg @itsjeaniebeanie @sanityexxs @sapphyreblayze The reality is c1s is a scientific word and by reframing it as a cultural buzz word, you’re a science denialist and a moron.

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@GarnetBees @DiabolicalSpuds Here’s the thing though: in Australia (source of this vid) usually mortgage payments on investment properties are interest only. If the landlord had to pay interest + principal the rent would be MUCH higher just to cover the expense.

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@SomaKazima It’s so wild when I see Americans share videos of their blitzed friends after dental surgery because here in Australia you actually have to sign a form as a post-surgery guardian agreeing to not film the patient.

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@Visionboard0312 @signulll As a fashion historian, I can tell you that throughout the ages men have been just as susceptible to superficial trends and fads as women.

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@thinkReal @aintscarylarry Going into debt for a depreciating asset is the reason rich people like Elon keep getting richer and rubes like you keep getting poorer.

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@Feldmoon @UberEats @Uber_Support They once refused to refund an incorrect order because customisations weren’t guaranteed…from Subway, a place literally known for customisation of orders 🙄

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@fuckyouiquit @nbrink77 Aussie here and it costs me zero. A few years ago I had my gall bladder removed and that was worth $6,000 but cost me nothing thanks to our public health system.

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@_Kinimaka_ @StandForSumpin Domestic abusers often use child rearing as a way to prevent women from leaving. They threaten the kids’ lives if she leaves, they are a great tool to remove women from the workforce and by extension, remove her financial independence, etc.

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@hollowearthterf Lots of dudes in the comments saying this never happened. Here’s a link to a Seattle Times article from 2007 that not only discussed her weight at the VMAs, but also references other media outlets’ criticisms. https://t.co/hxMBnY8aSY

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@fularaedwyrd @AngelaLovesNY I literally learned to do both from YouTube. I can also change my own oil.

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@AngelaLovesNY A tip for opening jars (from a single 40 year old gal who lives alone): use a rubber dishwashing glove to help you get a better grip. Works 100% of the time.

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@lingerie_addict My completely useless tidbit is that the correct plural of octopus is OCTOPODES. People usually debate between octopuses and octopi, but the origin of the word is Greek so octopodes is the most correct (and pedantic).

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@biz_socks Invest in a door jammer and it’ll be all you need.
I use one of these for my apartment front door because I live alone. It makes it impossible for someone to open from the other side, but easily kicks away from your side if you need to get out quickly in an emergency.

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@Craig57240072 @GeneralBaho @PicturesFoIder @image_origins If you use the struts of the fence on the barrier to the left as a measurement of speed, you can actually see that he slowed down when the truck started to come over into his lane. He slows down to avoid the initial collision and allow the truck to get back into the right lane.

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@GeneralBaho @PicturesFoIder @image_origins Truck didn’t wait until there was ample space to change lanes AND didn’t even have the courtesy to use his turn signal. Why even the need to change lanes? Both lanes were travelling at a similar speed and there was no turn off coming up that I could see.

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@GlamazonJay When my dad had a heart attack/triple bypass he moved in with me for his recovery and I requested to work from home so I could facilitate that. It took TWO weeks for an answer and they said “no, we want you to use your leave instead”. They’d rather lose my labour than trust me 🙄