Amy Slisz

[Otunba Kappachino® @im_Kappachino]

Me paying my credit card statement every month 😂😂

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

My daddy issues are that my father is so amazing I had to learn the hard way that men are actually horrible people in real life. 😭

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[nelly! @nellychillin]

U are a bitch if u ever put your faith in Donald Trump. Idc if it was 2016 or whenever. Dude been evil from day one and yall dick ride because you got no fucking heart

[brian @brianonhere]

thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

They should invent a thing that I like to do that isn’t bad for me

[g @34rths]

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

[Haha ya @Hey54636]

I'd like to file a report of some kind

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files contain information that Donald Trump RAPED minors.

So he started a war to distract us from his crimes.

Never stop speaking about Epstein.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember what I previously said--Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[Aviation @xAviation]

Ryanair pilot nails crosswind landing at Madeira

📹: Madeira Aviation

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

If your “peace” requires silence about evil, you’re not a peacemaker; you’re a coward.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

reality is such nightmare fuel that if you try to talk about current events with someone who is blissfully uninformed it is quite literally impossible not to sound delusional, conspiracy-pilled and wildly schizophrenic.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Officials from 19 countries say their governments are now ignoring Donald Trump's increasingly desperate calls for trade deals, saying that they'll pause all deals with the US until a president gets elected who "isn't a belligerent idiot."

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

it’s could out

[Tyler Wise @TriggeredWise]

Been following this guy around the last 20 minutes honking

[riri @chainsawdollie]

so many bad things happen to me i feel like a pet hamster

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum