Amy Wankenobi

❤️she/her

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

@_jkuzmickas But I’m cuter wiiiith it… also it makes me look tan 😂

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

I’m just doing my best 🤷‍♀️

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

@lilbabydumby Bubbly’s all day now too…. Once they added liquor I like em bof!

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

Servers literally all think we’re the best servers… like we all don’t forget the ranch or the water everytime 😂😂😂

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

My mother told me never to slap an idiot *slap* welll now we’re both breaking the rules

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

I find so many ticks on my dog, who has a seresto collar and only walks on a leash

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

Brit Spears videos do look like if you asked an AI to make a video of Britney Spears dancing…

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

After all that shit talking, y’all really doing math and arguing about it on the internet.

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

Since I got a dog, I walk 2 more miles a day (average) 😬

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

@Pete_Alonso420

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

I used to ask him what his 2 top picks on the menu were so I could order one and he could have both… and he still was talking to other women. Ladies take care of yourself.

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

My dog 😍 that’s all folks

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

Euphoria made me date….. someone who works in distribution… and I think I should be financial compensated for that. #theyaintlikeFez #Euphoria

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

Love when my nudes pop up on snap memories… remember that douche canoe you were talking to? 🫠

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

@_bruisyq Telling me it’s the “red card” doesn’t tell me what your tab is

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

I can’t melatonin because I’ll be to groggy in the morning, so I stay up struggling to sleep so I’m groggy in the morning.

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

I was gonna go back to the bar but…

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

My toxic trait is when I have one productive day I proceed to reward myself with copious amounts of alcohol and can’t do anything the next day

[Amy Wankenobi @AmyTheCreator]

Y’all don’t trash talk any other celebrated day of the year.