your future crazy ex gf

Never learned about if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. •she/her they/them• Defund the police. BLM

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Punch a bitch
in the throat tonight.

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

@PopBase I gotta stop eating pizza before bed.

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

The biggest injustice in my life will forever be Libby dying off in season 2 of Lost when Hurley loves her SO MUCH. #LOST#EVERYBODYLOVESHUGO #theother48days #dave #livetogetherdiealone

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

@rinkerstinker @dog_rates @dog_feelings @kabosumama Obsessed

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

@mtwildflower1 @weartv I'm from that part of town. Their property values are already down, trust me.

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

New rule. If a man makes me cry, I'm venmo requesting him to fix my lashes.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2009: $6,800,000,000
2021: $197,400,000,000

Wealth of Bill Gates
2009: $40,000,000,000
2021: $135,400,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2009: $2,000,000,000
2021: $114,900,000,000

U.S. Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25
2021: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Marcus Flowers @Marcus4Georgia]

Retweet if your pet would be a better member of Congress than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

@sarahschauer Hahahaha we're faking having it together because fuuuuuuuuck

[𝔤𝔢𝔪 𓆩♡𓆪 @gxmxxchxx]

due to personal reasons i will no longer be looking both ways before crossing the street

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

Whoever decided on the top speed of windshield wipers clearly never accounted for Florida rain.

[prance @bocxtop]

what can a therapist do for me that a bottle of wine on an empty stomach can’t

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

Please support my GoFundMe campaign: https://t.co/3q60XeGHY5 #GoFundMe

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

If you truly believe life begins at conception, add nine months to your age and start celebrating your birthday on the date your parents fucked you into a zygote

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

@bocxtop From a healthcare worker: we're over the pizza parties. Compensate us $$$

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

A good way to tell elder millennials from younger ones is to shriek-sing “PEACHES COME FROM A CAN” at them and see what happens

[your future crazy ex gf @Amycatjo]

@JimJamesWoofs @dog_rates This goofy look-alike says hey!