Jordan Jensen just taught me why I'm not a lesbian, or bi.
I had a mentally stable and mature mother. And a raging alcoholic for a father from my teenage years on up. I'm not trying to replace mommy, I'm trying to replace daddy; and if I was a lesbian, I would absolutely be daddy.
It's not great, but it is true.
We often say we take dogs to free up spaces for others. Today we are going to show you who replaced Vonnie and Valentino at Cyprus Dog Rescue at the end of this video ๐ถ๐ถ
But first watch the newbies arrive and settle in ๐๐ We will find these beauties their loving forever homes, and Andrea has an unlikely new duo safely in her care. Thank you Golden Paw Club members - your ยฃ5 a month really does make a difference.
And amazing things can happen when rescues work together ๐
Dumfuks of the day๐
Hey ladies, if you run out of towels and need a place get dry really fast, this is it! And the more the merrier, cuz there aren't any women there yet...
BREAKING: These are NOT altered by AI. They are actual photos from two different days in China when the wind revealed what we've known all along. A Fake. A Fraud.
I think the best first date question, because people love to talk about themselves, is "What the fuck is wrong with you?". It really sets the proper tone. Follow me for more dating hacks.
Elon is now locking accounts who tag #smokefleet for "platform manipulation". What a bunch of horseshit, isn't getting something to trend THE WHOLE POINT OF THE WEBSITE???