Amy

[josh🌴 @joshhbyrne]

At this point Fyre festival could release tickets and I’d be grabbing one

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

21st June

[Amy @Amyholtx]

So my mum has been excited all week for a FaceTime date set up for this afternoon. She got all dressed up and put on makeup (she probably puts it on about once a year!) She did all this to find out he’s married. He then blocked her.
I will hunt him down & kick him in the dick

[Amy @Amyholtx]

You know it’s been a tough day for your mum when she comes home and the first thing she says is “Alexa, tell me a joke”

[Tave @0hbetave]

Yup this is the one.

[Amy @Amyholtx]

When my mum says “ooo.. so.. who’s got you smiling at your phone” every time I laugh at a meme. FUCK OFF LARA I AM NOT ANY CLOSER TO HAVING UR GRANDCHILD

[heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver]

yet another unrealistic body standard for women

[Amy @Amyholtx]

How girls are doing this #bussitchallange I do not know. If I bent like that my knees would crack and I’d be out cold on the floor

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

“i love your curves”

the curves:

[Tracy Beaker @TracybBeaker]

At this rate we are gonna have more lockdowns than I’ve had foster parents xx

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Today’s Tier 4 announcement will have been very difficult for many.

If your mental health is struggling reach out to:

Samaritans 116 123
CALM 0800 58 58 58
YoungMinds 0800 018 2138
ChildLine 0800 1111
No Panic 0844 967 4848
SANE 0300 304 7000
Get Connected 0808 808 4994

[sarah @x_scx_]

Me singing both parts to American boy

[Will Hislop @WillDHislop]

cool teacher

[Noo Stenning @onlinenoo]

if you’ve ever drunk from the middle cup in ring of fire, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine

[Amy @Amyholtx]

@josephnotjoethx My nude xxx

[Amy @Amyholtx]

@joceevioletx @bryony_gordon Have you read wrong knickers?? Absolutely loved it

[Gabrielle Aplin @GabrielleAplin]

I personally think Rishi Sunak And Boris Johnson should retrain and get new jobs https://t.co/vEaxN520kD

[john @jmce95]

“That’s a WAP” - Jonathan Ross ending his show