Chef Amy

Managing a restaurant and multiple personalities all at the same time is a lot of hard work. I just need some water! Can't I have a sip of water!?!

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

I'm back! I went on a Tourette's Rehabilitation Retreat. I don't have it, but I wanted to learn new insults to yell at you people with! -Amy

[Malcolm Adamz @malcolmadamz]

@PhxBizHayley @AmysBakingCompa @AmysBakingCo @AmysBistro @amysbaking @AmysBakingComp Amy is an ugly whore

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

@TheTripelLA is now following me! Sure, your owner was on Top Chef but I'm just as good. I can defrost & reheat anything with my eyes shut!

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

Proud to announce that I am hiring #pauladeen as my new sous chef! #amysbakingcompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

Come in for dinner with this week and see if I can finish making your meal before Samy gets deported. #AmysBakingCompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

I've been getting death threats. People are verbally threatening to kill me- while Ive only threatened to kill folks by cooking for them!

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

We parted ways with our PR company today.... they lasted 5 days. That's longer then most of our employees! #AmysBakingCompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

I'm writing a cookbook. Honestly, this is so easy. Every recipe: Step 1: Unwrap Step 2: Defrost Step 3: Enjoy! #AmysBakingCompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

100 is my magic number. I have 100 followers.... I've had 100 employees leave in the last year... I've had 100 pizzas returned already today

[The Monster @boris3324]

@AmysBakingComp @TUSK81 That was God telling you that your food sucks.

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

We had a job fair today and hired 30 new employees. Statistically that should last us 3.5 months! We're so excited! #AmysBakingCompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

@TUSK81 WHERES AID FOR HURRICANE AMY? I BLEW THROUGH ND DESTROYED MY RESTAURANT. WHERES MY RELIEF?

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

I was stressed after last week & went to the doctor. All my tests came back negative-too bad they were personality tests! #AmysBakingCompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

God has graced us with a gorgeous Saturday afternoon. Perfect weather to force your wait staff to wash your car! #AmysBakingCompany

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

Powerball is drawn during our dinner service. So, employee handbook states that if any of our staff win Powerball- Samy & I get to keep it.

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

@TheFabulousOne ALL GOOD THINGS IM SURE! BECAUSE GOD LIVES THERE. AND GOD WATCHES OVER ME AND GIVES ME MY GREAT TALENTS!

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

Start a new career today w/#AmysBakingComp We'll supply you with on the site verbal abuse training and a seminar on safe defrosting skills!

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

Was set to be on the @FoodNetwork show "Chopped" until I realized I have to cook. I thought I could just chase after people with my cleaver.

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

Look what I'm picking up for this weekend's dinner service! My name is right there. So, dont tell me its not homemade

[Chef Amy @AmysBakingComp]

@HornetV2 WE DONT RAGE! EVER! WE SIMPLY GO AFTER THE BULLIES. THE PUNKS. THE HATERS. WE STAND UP! now in feline: ME-OW ME-OWW ME-OW ME-OWW!