Keith, you are already living in Hell. Old, unemployed, irrelevant. Fired from every job you ever had. Unmarried and childless. Spending your final years alone, shitposting into the void, begging to be noticed. When you die you will leave behind no legacy and there will be nobody to mourn you or even remember that you existed. Truly, I would rather be dead than live your life. I cannot imagine the misery that you feel every second of the day. And you deserve all of it.
*two twitter incels dressed in hooded cloaks meet in secret chamber*
"Behold, the detestable normie. A mere dopey "chad" and his "hole," who most likely has already been passed among the local blackamores for their sexual pleasure. They are to be scorned."
"You fool. The normie is to be praised! Behold his worthier genetics, his effortless athletic prowess, how he has captured the heart of a "stacy" at such a young age. We must note his ways, and emulate them."
"Emulate his ways? Ignorant swine. To what end? To become nothing more than goycattle fatted up on zogchow, toiling without relief for his Levantine paymasters? A loathsome fate, to be avoided at all costs."
"But surely, the evidence of his superior hormonal profile is clear. And his choices of pastime - lawn care, domestic light beer, "the game"... a life of such easy merriment is most enviable."
"Enviable if you prefer slop, like a hog at his trough. Pitiful. It appears that all it takes is the promise of a crumb of pussy and a suite of streaming options for you to turn away from a life of the mind - that is, avant garde anime, and Faustian video game analysis."
"I... I love the normie!!"
"I hate him!"
"Then, have at you!" *draws dagger*
say what you will about men selfishly not caring about the female orgasm but women really like doing that grinding thing for 30 minutes before actual sex occurs that feels good for them but does virtually nothing for us
visited a girl once with roommates who had taped this image to their fridge. one of the roommates was nonbinary, the other smoked weed every moment she was conscious, and the last one was an only fans whore communist