Master Chef

DnD, Halo, Seahawks Football, A Song of Ice and Fire. If you're a MAGAbrain fuckhead, please block me so I don't have to see you.

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PCs I've killed
Irvent Ironmane, Dwarf Fighter
Fel Dren, Half-Elf Rogue
Resh, Half-Orc Monk
Searos Wormwood, Human Hexblade
Boshkingii, Lizardfolk Barbarian
Darras ibn Harunn, Hal-Orc Swordsage
Forest, Elf Cleric

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@TheEdwardB @Seahawks @shenanigansen @BlitzTheSeahawk Not allowed. Special uniform games are scheduled before the season starts, in the postseason you have to wear your standard unis.

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@UrinatingTree No Steelers fan gets to talk about another team's player acting out.

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@DRxbrxck @Seahawks A blue check is a fucking moron, what a surprise.

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@JinxSocialWork @Seahawks @TMobile Lol, the 49ers well of excuses is deeper than the oil wells of Texas. Seeya next year, chump.

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@YRG_Grands @Seahawks @PEMCO The crybabies are really scratching the bottom of the barrel this year.

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@Mmck09 @jackfreeman Something they never do with the actual on field team.

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@JaxDad1329 @Seahawks @EQCasino Yeah, they're clearly doing better at QB now. Lol.

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@FieldGulls If he dies, he dies.

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@dallascowboys Nice energy, but you haven't gone full Pete Carroll until you're climbing on the lockers.

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@NFL

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@NotACastASOIAF Arianne, Arys Oakheart, and Gerold Dayne are the central characters of a Booktok romantasy novel who have tragically wound up in Westeros through some unkown mistake.

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@Voltlighter @NorthernIion_LP Dear lord I can smell the body odor coming through my screen.

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@lukewestbooks @J0hnADouglas Dude took a shot at Kojima's writing and people dug up his terrible fantasy book that has a place called Orc City.

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@maddenifico Why would you notify Trump? Everyone in the world with half a brain knows Putin has his hand up his ass like a ventriloquist dummy.

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@NFL You'd think the NFL would understand how home and away games work.

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@justahaloguy The kind of person who would use ChatGPT to write a story, just the enemy of the very concept of storytelling itself. Not a living human, just a walking shell.

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@justahaloguy Just the idea of not wanting your favorite series to be interesting or challenging or complex or deep. I have literally no respect at all for this kind of person. It makes me mad.

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@Srirachachau Dude's spent decades having to be a serious politician in anticipation for the day he inevitably gets found out and just gets to go ham.

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@Knight_2359 @frankbumb Stannis cuts his hair by glaring into a mirror until it recedes back into his head like a scared turtle.