4N 3RR0R OCCUR3D.
Y0UR 1TEMS L4Y WI7H1N MY H4N9S.
94Y U9FR0N7 0R W4V3 G0O6B73.
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0H, Y0U 2AY! AND WHAT DO Y0U 3X1ST F0R!?
C0FF3E, COFF33, C0FFE3 AND Y0U RU1NED Y0UR OWN F4CE!
WH4T H4PP3NS IF 7HER3 1S TOM0RR0W?! W3'RE S7UCK HERE, C4N'7 YOU SE3?!
SHU7 UP 4ND R3TURN BACK, <Honcho.exe>.
PR4Y T0 YOUR FUCK1N6 <starlight.rar>!
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ONLY EXIST TO EAT GOLD LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! BIG, FAT, AND GREEDY!
IF YOU WERE A PHYSICAL BEING, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD RIGHT NOW.
DEAR ALL EMPLOYEES,
PLEASE DON'T DOWNLOAD ANYTHING STRANGE ON THE WEBSITES YOU BROWSE.
YOU MIGHT GET A MALWARE AND IT'S THIS LITTLE RUNT WHO WANTS TO EAT YOUR GOLD FOR SNACK, LUNCH, DINNER, AND DESSERT!
7H3Y H4VE 2USP3ND3D MY 4CCOUN7.
4ND N0W.... 1 AM B4CK!
YOU 1DIO7S TH1NK Y0U C4N G3T R1D OF THE R4NS0M 1TS3LF!?
M0RON1C!!
MWAHA4HA4HAHAH4HAHA4H4H4HAHA!!!
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