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“Allow me to save you from drowning.” Said the Monkey to the Fish putting it safely up a tree.

[lilian @liliandaisies]

🧵A thread on Johnny Depp’s violent past, mistreatment of employees, arrests, violence in relationships and more.

[jo lampert @jolampert]

There is no ‘teacher shortage’. There are thousands of qualified experiences teachers who are no longer teaching. There’s a shortage of respect and proper compensation for teachers allowing them to actually teach.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@tsplanets @MatthewPHoh Hillary’s own campaign boosted Trump’s bc they were so appealingly arrogant and ignorant to think that he couldn’t possibly win. She literally helped his campaign more than her own, and your naive little brain thinks it’s the fault of the Green Party. You’re an absolute moron.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If you're gonna force people back to the office for a job that could be done from home just as well, you should have to pay for their commute. pretty simple

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@ConfessToAubry Oh man, solid spoopy tweet.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@ConfessToAubry

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@ask_aubry Holyshit. That’s so deranged 😦

[Human @Anagalisgi]

“Russia only gave Griner 10 years. OUTRAGEOUS!! They must release her back to the US so WE can sentence her to life in prison for the crime of possessing cannabis. Anyway, what a tragedy about dopers being locked up. Ami’right?”

-@VP Kamala “Lock ‘em up” Harris

#Griner

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

With today’s sentencing, Russia continues its wrongful detention of Brittney Griner. She should be released immediately. @POTUS and I, and our entire Administration, are working every day to reunite Brittney, as well as Paul Whelan, with loved ones who miss each of them dearly.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@Ancommiey Is it just me or is it really weird that some middle-aged man saw “the cutest little girl” and just HAD to stop and say “hello.”

Knowing what I know about cops, that seems SUPER sus…🤢

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Looking back it’s insane that settlers encountered indigenous people and were like “you view water and land as sacred? That’s stupid you should worship Jesus Christ and money” and people call that being civilized

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@RonFilipkowski What a bunch of dorks.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Do you think Dane Cook stole the idea to date a teenager from another comedian or do you think it was just parallel writing

[Human @Anagalisgi]

These NiceGuys™️ view compliments as coded intentions of intimacy instead of what they’re meant to be; a sincere appreciation or affinity for a characteristic or feature another person displays.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

The NiceGuys™️ who “compliment” women, then get belligerently angry & vile when their “compliments” are ignored/rejected are also the same type of guys who think complimenting another dude is homosexual.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

@mattmckenzie68 @ichbinmandryka @scrowder You’re an absolute idiot, @mattmckenzie68.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

I don’t understand why sensitive little man-babies are so concerned about abortions.

[Human @Anagalisgi]

I’d settle for just the bones in a transparent epoxy-esque type prosthetic.

Anything to get rid of this goddamn pain though cause helpmyFUCK is it the bane of my existence.

Well, that and anxiety 🤷‍♂️🦶

[Human @Anagalisgi]

I wonder if I could have my left ankle amputated, then converted to a prosthetic?