Pimp Daddy Anaï

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[Pimp Daddy Anaï @AnaiIsabellReed]

Had 5 bowls this morning and only 2 of them were cereal

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

Hayley Williams should let Metallica borrow her enormous balls

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[yaraa⚢ @hraisyss]

só sapatão chama outra sapatão de sapatão blz

pro resto dos mortais é sra lésbica

vossa alteza lésbica

vossa senhoria lésbica

[rori @gray_sunflwr]

deberían inventar un cerebro que no te susurre que te mates un martes a las 6 de la mañana

[xan @lilxan1k]

for my next trick i need a gun

[🐅 Tiger Goods 🐅 @tigergoodsmusic]

can you imagine how hard an ice cold coke WITH the cocaine in it probably hit… smh born too late

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else.

[m @gayshotsbrosbro]

under given circumstances, how am i supposed to stop smoking cigarettes

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

It’s finger her on the couch while you watch scary movies season

[Howling Himmler⚡⚡ @keptdownape]

Imagine what a bitch she must be for the whole community to come together like this!!

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re putting something in the alcohol to make you drunk

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

Even as a little girl I knew I needed a cigarette

[chris @1vysaurs]

wallet, keys, vape, phone, ache in my chest that will never go away, back up vape,

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

ever since i was a kid i knew i wanted ppl to watch how the fuck they talk to me

[walking contradiction 😪 @SonnyQuagen]

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho

[R @ri6nee]

being traditional and raising my kids to smoke marlboro reds instead of whatever fruity devices yall be having