Joe Exhausted

I am gay for guns and cats and even men. I love hating Carole Baskin Robbins! CBD sold here

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

We see TIGER KING sitting on a throne of tigers. He is not a tiger. He is a mullet with human desires

[LakersMuse @LALMuse]

Luka Doncic signing for 250K a year in 2028 while the Lakers hire his dad as a “Global Marketing Advisor” with a $200M salary

[jezz @JezziiB]

Christians: "Heaven is a perfect place where no one goes hungry, everyone's needs are met, there's no wars and people live together in peace."

Also Christians: "Trying to build anything remotely like that on earth is socialism and socialism is evil."

[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

@NickBeal93 Damn I feel like he’s always injured. Thought he was real promising too

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

Lmao someone should reply to this with that video of LeBron catching the ball at the free throw line and ‘pivoting’ himself to damn near half court

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

No wasted movements, just travels

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Don’t threaten us with a good time!!

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

The only type of witness I enjoy being is a hostile one

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Host: Trump is still very fascinated with you and your family

@BarackObama: I obviously have a room in his head. A suite. When I was president, the last thing I had time to do was worry what my predecessor did. It shows me somebody who is not focused on the American people and the job they're supposed to do.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Nvm.

[Andrew Fulk @fulknA]

A crazy tweet to make coming off a school year that saw the #illini spit-roast the Duke football team in Durham and then make a final four that Duke did not qualify for.

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

I could have sworn this was called a double dribble. Which is a turnover…

[TrashTalk @TrashTalk_fr]

Magnifique move d’OG Anunoby, qu’on appelle littéralement une reprise de dribble au basket 😭😭😭

[SpursRΞPORTΞR @SpursReporter]

Should the @nba and @OfficialNBARefs review this incident where Karl Anthony Towns asks Knicks fans to crowd Dylan Harper as he attempts to inbound the ball on the final play of Game 5? 👀

NBA rules explicitly state that fans are strictly prohibited from entering the playing area or intentionally interfering with players, whether the player is inbounds or out of bounds. Furthermore, rules state that fans must remain within the physical limits of their own seats.

In an instance like this, Arena security staff is required to back the front row up, and offenders should be ejected. The second video in the tweet below also shows how egregious this violation was.

Meanwhile @BexarCoSheriff in San Antonio announced today that they are beefing up security for Saturday's game given that there will be thousands of Knicks fans for Game 5.

#PorVida

[Sébastien AUDOUX @SebastienAudoux]

Quand même, la main dans le dos au moment de l’appui, puis contact avec le corp, tout cela avant même le contre qui peut aussi être sujet à contestation…

Ok Fox prend la mauvaise décision mais le no call est assez horrible au final

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

I need to reset myself (Without you)
I won't neglect myself (Without you)
I had to test myself (Without you)
I think I'm at my best (Without you)

[Joe Exhausted @AnalPrincess]

Let’s go Indiana Bears!! 🐻

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

If the Bears ultimately move to Hammond, Indiana would become home to two NFL franchises, with the Bears joining the Indianapolis Colts in the state.

[Anthony Doyle🍉 @Anthonysmdoyle]

Steve Kerr's radical political position: "Maybe children shouldn't be slaughtered routinely in our schools."