SirMikeAlot

My name is Mike... 🦉🗻🗻🍒🍰🍩👍☕️🔥🌲 119

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

'Find the good in everybody.'

- Dolly Parton

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

BERNSTEIN:

Gas prices yesterday “surpassed 2004’s peak to become the highest non-pandemic related gas price in AAA’s history.” ⛽️

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Video undermines ICE claims of attack during non-fatal shooting of Minneapolis man #UPI https://t.co/QuYekBKn1M

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

@AlexiLalas

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@Acyn Doublethink

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Earlier today, I said something on Newsmax that was not true.

I said that Arkansas is the teen pregnancy capital of the United States.

I was wrong.

Turns out, it’s Mississippi—Arkansas actually has the second-highest teen pregnancy rate.

I sincerely apologize to those hurt by my comments, especially Republican politicians in Southern states who work so hard to create more teen mothers.

Keep at it, I guess.

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

@AlexiLalas https://t.co/5p6UYwXvSq

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@davec260 @AlexiLalas https://t.co/l1SSt7LGQA

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

@SarahLongwell25 I hate this timeline.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Trump saying “why would we tell the media our plan in Iran” is especially funny when he keeps tweeting “we’re gonna bomb these exact places in 48 hours.”

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

Congratulations to Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen for traveling farther from Earth than any human beings in history; you make the rest of us proud! @NASA and their partners have always pushed the bounds of scientific discovery and today is no different. A momentous day for humankind! Safe travels, Artemis II. @NASAArtemis

📸: Commander Reid Wiseman

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@AlexiLalas https://t.co/rB4pGXJT8U

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Iranian oil is now more expensive than Brent crude:

Iranian Light crude is trading at a premium of +$1 per barrel to Brent for the first time since May 2022.

This is a sharp reversal from the -$10 per barrel discount in early 2026.

This means buyers are now paying more for Iranian oil than the global benchmark, unlike the usual steep discounts under sanctions.

The shift came after the US temporarily waived some sanctions on Iranian oil on March 20th.

Iran is also the only major Gulf producer that is still able to export through the Strait of Hormuz while Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and others remain effectively blocked.

As a result, buyers are paying for any barrels that can still move, even those that were previously restricted.

Iran is increasingly benefiting from disruptions in regional oil flows.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Iranian oil is now more expensive than Brent crude:

Iranian Light crude is trading at a premium of +$1 per barrel to Brent for the first time since May 2022.

This is a sharp reversal from the -$10 per barrel discount in early 2026.

This means buyers are now paying more for Iranian oil than the global benchmark, unlike the usual steep discounts under sanctions.

The shift came after the US temporarily waived some sanctions on Iranian oil on March 20th.

Iran is also the only major Gulf producer that is still able to export through the Strait of Hormuz while Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and others remain effectively blocked.

As a result, buyers are paying for any barrels that can still move, even those that were previously restricted.

Iran is increasingly benefiting from disruptions in regional oil flows.

[Dave Cavell @DavidFCavell]

To people under the age of 30: I realize you don’t believe us and this seems like a meme, but this was a real story.

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

@AlexiLalas https://t.co/KskcGjYggB

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Trump on Wednesday on Strait of Hormuz: “We don’t need it. We haven’t needed it.”

Trump today: “Open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell.”

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

@AlexiLalas https://t.co/Ff6rK9144S

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

@AlexiLalas Well, at least 52.62% or 6,680,485 voters are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[philosophy for life @philosophy_life]

“I only know that I know nothing”

― Socrates

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Police Chief Nathan Lanham was forced to resign after a viral video showed him pointing a gun at a woman, smashing her car window with a sledgehammer, and tackling her during a traffic stop.

[SirMikeAlot @Analogmeat]

@CJ19158695 @AlexiLalas They arrived on a visitors Visa and were granted asylum during Trump's first term. They eventually received their green card during Biden's term.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

Donald Trump’s team is frantically deleting his old tweets — especially the ones where he viciously attacked President Obama’s Iran policies — in a blatant attempt to rewrite history and hide his past hypocrisy.