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Scenario modeller of whatever fad needs to become policy.

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@DPJHodges Just like you Dan, he’s cashing in on not respecting the Family’s wishes. Ssshhhh.

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@rj_abel The only way Kier is staying in post is if I can convince him to declare war on Russia using paddle boats.

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@SpeechUnion @ClareCraigPath It might cause concern. It might also cause celebration. It might be helpful for GMF&RS / Andy Burnham to point out where Anne Frank lives.

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@thenowherephoto @RealDannyTommo Be realistic. If you were the French Police you would give them a life jacket and wish them bon voyage as you pushed them away from the shore.

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@stkirsch You could have a go at Octopus MS trial in the UK. Get side effects in one arm. You can be moved into another arm to try another. Sounds like clear data points to me.

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@JohnCleese John, have you considered the UN’s migration replacement report from 2000 much?

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@beverleyturner @CaliforniaFrizz @theJeremyVine @JeremyVineOn5 How many jabs do you need to sell to remove a saddle that’s stuck up your arse?

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@ABridgen @grok if a PM in the UK lasts a week in the job, how much of PMs pension is he entitled to ?

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@Keir_Starmer You’ve picked up a knackered horse and saddled the public with cleaning up the stinky stable. Fixed our railways you silly boy.

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@Artemisfornow They haven’t constructed anything like the required electric and water capacity for data centres and 1.5M new homes within the next 10 years. Politicians are incompetent.

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@JohnCleese Made of soft rubber perhaps.

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@jan_murray @BBCRadio4 I remember Nick a number of years ago saying to an MP…”as a person of colour ….” The MP kicked back and said “I’m black Nick”.

He thinks he’s chief indoctrinator doesn’t he. And where does he think the they/them should go.

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@labourpress @NCSC @metpoliceuk Can you give him a dossier to read please?

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@Keir_Starmer How about Country leaders one against one at half time. Are you up for it?

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@Nigel_Farage One step away from your Mum is not a conversation.

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@wesstreeting * Your money isn’t fair* update and resend post.

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@SBarrettBar Ceremonial knife. My fucking arse. What message is the BBC sending?

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@GadSaad And some female gazes, too.

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@BrightInsight6 Have you checked the internal faces ?

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@TheNorfolkLion Natavists. Did I hear that right?