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[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

One job and one Cillian Murphy/Adam Broody (either works) would solve most of my problems in life

[xayosoa @xayosoa]

having a job is basically getting paid to remain calm around mfs i would never voluntarily speak to

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

Don’t know anyone else who has had a laughing fit in front of their boss except myself

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

My toxic trait is lifting 5 lb weights thrice in my life and genuinely thinking I have toned arms

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

@csyancsyancsyan I’m the mom 😂😂

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[Khushi🪐 @_khusheyyy]

i feel like i should do a astrophysics degree

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

Pakistan: i-

Iran and US: sounds good bro

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

The pressure of wishing your elders Eid Mubarak before they wish you is REAL

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

I have seen this picture cross my feed many times, and every single time it pulls me up short. His little blue lunchbox, the sneakers that are probably a tad too big because he would grow into them, the straps for his glasses so that he didn’t lose them, his checkered shirt that his little hands might have stumbled over in trying to make sure he got every button right, or perhaps his mother bent down to help him with; his mother who he waves goodbye to, who he loved and who loved him so deeply.

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

Same sentiments after applying to a job and matching with someone on Bumble

[Hassan. @Heyitshassan]

I apply for a job and immediately start fantasizing about it. Where I’ll live, how I’ll commute to work, and how I’ll spend the salary

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

My coworker gifted me a Bible on Valentine’s Day right before Ramadan (the irony) - she’s very sweet and it’s fine - but if I had given her the Quran I would’ve been 100% reported to ICE

[M&Ms @Donewithcricc]

Bro is new 😭

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

Couldn’t feel my hands but had to stop, take off my glove and change the song just because

[Jasir Shahbaz @LahoreMarquez]

Saw this at NCA thesis display. Reminded me of Shaam ki chai at home. My parents talking about their day at work, with tv running in the background. Every ordinary moment looks extraordinary when the chance of it happening again becomes impossible. May Allah bless their souls ❤️

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

My coworker and I were chatting and she asked me if I had a boyfriend, I was already embarrassed to say no but then I made it worse by saying ‘no but one day I will’…. Why did I say that??

[AnamH @AnamHusain6]

Bernie Sanders jamming to gaddi red challenger was not on my bingo card

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Zohran Mamdani walked off after his inauguration today to ‘Gaddi Red Challenger’ by Toronto-based Punjabi artist Babbulicious – a flex-heavy Punjabi pop track about cruising in a red Dodge Challenger, blasting speakers, and repping where you’re from.

The song’s hook declares “the guy lives in New York,” with the bridge name-checking different NYC neighborhoods.

Zohran Mamdani is South Asian and Muslim himself. And Punjabi, Muslim, and South Asian voters, especially in Queens and Brooklyn, form a vital part of his coalition.

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

Guy who killed and beheaded a woman: Still free

Guy who rammed his V8 into two women, killing them: Still free

Drunk guy who rammed his civic into a biker and dragged him under the car: Still free

Lawyers who tweeted about human rights: Straight to jail

The message is clear.