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- i bite

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

Because it’s almost always someone you know. Someone you might’ve trusted. A mutual friend. Someone in your family. Your best friend’s brother. People spend years convincing you that what happened to you wasn’t even that bad, blocking doesn’t even enter the picture

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

oomf remembered a psycho tweet from 2018 that even i had forgotten about 🥺

[shahbaz Ali @hawakeye009]

And it's literally Pakistan not India

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

@Abuzar_ii Istg 😭😭😭

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

that is the system

[♡ @chdhry_hammad]

F*u*ck the system ! Take the IELTS, choose your destination country, and move abroad.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m only nice to men in private. i have a persona to uphold

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

@uroojtarar I agree 🙄

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

chat shall i get an impulsive haircut?

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

THE HAIRCUT THEORY
If you suddenly want to cut your hair, rearrange your place, or get rid of half your closet, it's your soul preparing you for a new era and needs the old energy cleared out first. Trust the pull. Change is good Your soul is making room because something beautiful is on its way.

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

@uroojtarar you’re the first person to say this. Everyone else said no 😭

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Only in the UK can you get sunburnt on Friday and have your house flooding by Tuesday.

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

@RizWanKenobi_ @payenihari Yeah, understandable. 🥲

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

forcing everyone to use copilot 🤢

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Microsoft Bans Claude Code After AI Costs More Than The Humans It Replaced

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

@RizWanKenobi_ @payenihari Urgh! I am in finance so similar for most of the company but they let us tech teams get away with other LLMs if the business case is strong enough.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

@fiction302 im evil

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

have had the same Deliveroo driver five times in a row 😭

Smol town problems

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

“can i get to know you” bro even i don’t know me

[🤖 @Daeffiston]

my car clearly not doing enough :/

[anastasia @trveschizo]

When a Woman is driving she’s exposed to vibrations, this shakes her vagina, she will feel sexual euphoria & this is Haram.

[miia @miiagarro]

sorry i ghosted you, i liked you too much