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[Cuprator @Anaphest]

- The pig has escaped of Stone Island

- The Californian Ogre has landed at Stonington

- The pretender has reached New York

- Hogg has come to Philadelphia

- The Chairman has arrived at College Park

- His Democratic Excellency has made His entry in DC, amid faithful delegates

[Ryan Geddie @RyanGeddie]

BREAKING: David Hogg, exiled to Elba by DNC chair Martin, has escaped with 1000 grizzled March for Our Lives protestors.
Several 20 something tiktokkers loyal to Chair Martin have been dispatched to halt his progress towards D.C.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Graduate today,
Turned 20 two weeks ago,
What now?

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

@qwerty12702 @andorbot From what I can gather…
Separatist: New confederal galactic government.
Partitionist: Advocates for independent regional blocks of many sectors with no central galactic government.
Sectorist: Want individual sectors to function as a full sovereign state.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

“LIBERALS”
“NATIONALISTS”
“JACOBINS”
“uh… Metternich, that’s not how it works…”
“MAGYARS”

[♱ Teresa Sofia ♱ 🐇🍂 - queer ppl deserve to live @sofiartworks]

"DANES"
"HEATHENS"
"VIKINGS"
"uh... æthelred, that's not how it works"
"WELSH"

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Unrelated but astonishing how much Ehrlich looks like RFK Jr.

[Jake Walker @Jake_W]

Paul Ehrlich was wrong.

Re-upping this.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

“Tōi Kratistōi”
- Karolos Kirk

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

Conservative narrative formation is just claims about Charlie Kirk’s final words in private conversation.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Chud Griswold

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Lowkey giving Chevy Chase here

[CPAC @CPAC]

CPAC is proud to announce that Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is a confirmed speaker for CPAC USA 2026 in Grapevine, Texas, March 25-28...

[Protagonista🌻 @Prottra616]

Explicando romance para um italiano: Imagine duas pizzas.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

@AstroRose20 Lmao, I remember cause between Canova’s Horny Paris and Euphranor’s Slutty Paris, Horniparis has his arm up!

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Every now and then I like to ‘Eastman’ a random constitution and look for authoritarian loopholes. Weimar-Maxxing.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

@number_pizza111 “I met a beta, from a sub-8 frat that said,”

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Paolo gets SPADAMOGGED by IO SCIANCATO after his brother DISCOVERS them CUCKMAXXING him for over A DECADE 🤯

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Matter of time before this ends in a chudded Aligherian tragedy.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Clavicular gets AURAMOGGED by the ASU FRAT LEADER after his girlfriend BLUSHES and BITES HER LIPS the moment she sees the frat leader ENTER THE ROOM 🤯

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Ben Garrison was right??

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We've basically stopped all windmills in this country"

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

Fucked up the wickedest man in early Colorado was Evil Bobby Moynihan.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

First Fujoshi PM??👀👀👀

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

KINEW: [The press] want there to be a heated rivalry between Doug Ford and I, but we're on the same team.

CARNEY: I want you to just take that image – the heated rivalry between Doug Ford and Wab Kinew.

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

There are Mr. Pantses everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Sir Edward Burne-Jones, School For Dragon Babies, 1884, pencil on paper

[Cuprator @Anaphest]

@GoblinSharkreal “No Eques Flavius. You cannabion too tough. Your segmentata too different. Your amator too bad. They’ll kill you.”