- The pig has escaped of Stone Island
- The Californian Ogre has landed at Stonington
- The pretender has reached New York
- Hogg has come to Philadelphia
- The Chairman has arrived at College Park
- His Democratic Excellency has made His entry in DC, amid faithful delegates
BREAKING: David Hogg, exiled to Elba by DNC chair Martin, has escaped with 1000 grizzled March for Our Lives protestors.
Several 20 something tiktokkers loyal to Chair Martin have been dispatched to halt his progress towards D.C.
@qwerty12702@andorbot From what I can gather…
Separatist: New confederal galactic government.
Partitionist: Advocates for independent regional blocks of many sectors with no central galactic government.
Sectorist: Want individual sectors to function as a full sovereign state.
KINEW: [The press] want there to be a heated rivalry between Doug Ford and I, but we're on the same team.
CARNEY: I want you to just take that image – the heated rivalry between Doug Ford and Wab Kinew.