Tash Hodkin

Pretty fuckin' average.

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

@QuintonWatt1 #iknowthefeelingbro

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

A big happy birthday goes out to this beautiful gem @kennedy_watt #tbh #loveeeeyou

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

Gettin in one last PUMP before New Years @MeganBouv #fitness #squatzfordayz #gainz #curlsferda

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

@AllysonBuckman #whatsyourproblem

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Frank: "At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

It's called fashion look it up @MeganBouv

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

“@MeganBouv: One leg! #fuckmeright @AncientTash” #gimpcity #populationone

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

Hey @AllysonBuckman check your car ya plug #surprise

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Kramer: “You know what they say, ‘You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.’”

[Starter Pack @ItsStarterPacks]

The "I'm Hispanic and soccer is life" starter pack

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

Glad I came to class so I can get a 30 min lecture on how to fill out a bubble sheet in a third year class #fail

[Troy Graham @Gradeabeef15]

when ya see a girl at the bar with the same outfit as u on. @MANNS_MACHINE

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

Me: you know what they say about goalies right.. Erin: I can't hear you over the sound of your ball hittin the goal post @kidkeller8 #BURNED

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

Get your sunfire under control. @sarabirin

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

ONLY good part of gone girl was when they did a Winnipeg shout out. #rattled #thefuck @b_thou

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

“@TFLN: (949): Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.” @kidkeller8

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

No better way to celly half a year than absolutely smoking @QuintonWatt1 at crib two games in a row #naturalbornloser

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

"Yo Charisse ya stone cold fox what up." #bestofbobbyhill #koth

[Tash Hodkin @AncientTash]

screw you human ecology. #worstfacultyever