And Jeremy Said...

Crucified - Dec 12, 2019. Second Coming - TBC. Extracts from the Gospels of Jeremy. Visual nectar, for my Disciples. (No Hebrews please)

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And Jeremy Said,

“I WENT ON THE PIERS MORGAN SHOW BY MISTAKE.”

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[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

And Jeremy Said

"AND THE MESSIAH WAS BORN ON THIS DAY, IN A MANGER, IN THE EAST WING OF THE YEW TREE MANOR IN SHROPSHIRE."

And His Disciples did rejoice "Our Saviour is here!"
And they did smirk and say, "Not sure about the "King of the Jews' label though. LOL"

Amen
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[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

And Jeremy Said

“I HAVE RISEN!”

And Disciple Diane did get hot around the collar and declare, “Those were the days.”

#HappyEaster

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And Jeremy Said

"BEHOLD, DISCIPLES!
MY SOLIDARITY WITH UKRAINE, AND MY OFT-MALIGNED LOYALTY TO BRITAIN, MANIFESTED ITSELF IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION BANNER OF LOVE, INSPIRED BY THE HORIZONTAL STRIPES OF THE UKRAINE FLAG, AND THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE OF THE BRITISH FLAG."

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And Jeremy Said

"CHILDREN, DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY TWITTER'S 'WARNING' (THE CAPITALIST BETRAYERS). FOR WE WILL ALL BE RUSSIAN SOON. EMBRACE THEIR TRUTH AND LOVE."

Amen
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And Jeremy Said

"DO NOT TARNISH MY GREATNESS, THAT OF SOCIALIST ARISTOCRAT MURRAY OR SOVIET-STAN SEUMAS, AS PUTIN APOLOGISTS.

WE WERE REPEATEDLY PRESENT BUT NOT INVOLVED WITH https://t.co/desqzqSywe!"

His Disciples at 'Stop The War' did declare, "We are TANKIES AGAINST TANKS!"

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And Jeremy Said,

"I PASS MY BATON OF IRAN'S STATE-RUN PRESS TV TO THE 'DERBY NORTH BAD MAN' (©️A. SARKAR) TO CARRY ON MY WORK FOR PEACE & JUSTICE™️

BEHOLD, OUR AUDIENCE HAPPILY SWING BY THEIR NECKS, AND THE WOMEN LOVINGLY SHOWER IN ROCKS.

PLUS THEY DO PAYETH WELL."
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And Jeremy Said

"MAY OUR 'NO TO NATO' BANNERS, ANTI-WESTERN CREDENTIALS, AND FLAGS OF AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED CONFLICT, HELP BRING ABOUT PEACE AND HARMONY BETWEEN THE RUSSIAN LIBERATORS AND (((ZELENSKY'S))) PUPPET REGIME."

And His Disciples did extol, "Yes! Yes! Free Palestine!"

[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

And Jeremy Said

"SEE ME AS I AM. FOR COUNCILLORS WHO RETWEET A PHOTOSHOP OF MY IMAGE HOLDING A WREATH FOR A TERRORIST, WILL FEEL MY WRATH IN THE COURTS OF LAW."

And His Disciples did agree this Photoshop act was despicable, given there are already real photos of Him doing this.

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And Jeremy Said

"FEAR NOT, SIMPLE PLEBS. I HAVE DESCENDED UPON THE 'COP26 Global Climate Summit', WHERE I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY BEAT BACK THE INTENSITY OF THE SUN AND PREVENT ALL GLOBAL WARMING."

And His Disciples did say, "Yeah piss off Sun, our World revolves around Jeremy."

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And Jeremy Said

"YES, MY HORRIFICALLY DISFIGURED HEATHEN, ACID IN THE FACE IS UNFORTUNATE. BUT ALL MY COMRADES ARE 'PERSONS OF GOOD CHARACTER WHO MAKE A POSITIVE CONTRIBUTION'."

And His Disciples did mutter, "Why did they not simply move their face out of the way?"

Amen
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@Never_Again2020 @JoosyJew @IanGee2021 And Jeremy Said

"YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED, FILTHY HEEBS"

Amen
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[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

And Jeremy Said

"WE ARE FOR THE MANY - NOT FEW,
OUR LOVE BRINGETH JUSTICE TO YOU,
WE'LL RIGHT EVERY WRONG,
THROUGH POEM AND SONG,
WHICH ALL END WITH BLAMING THE J......
ZIONISTS"

Amen
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[Peace & Justice Project @corbyn_project]

Join us in Liverpool on 19th October for an evening of Politics & Poetry with @JeremyCorbyn and @LenMcCluskey.

@Melissa_Benn will host a conversation on how these two passions have combined to inspire a lifetime of activism for these socialist comrades.

Tickets on door.

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@davefromglossop @SirBasilBrush And Jeremy Said

"BLESSED ARE THE MEEK. FOR THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND TWITTER"

Amen
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[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

"I RETURN, TO RAIN DOWN FURIOUS HYPOCRISY ONTO THE OPPRESSORS OF GAZA AND HARTLEPOOL. THE HEBREWS, THE TORIES AND THAT FAKE VEGETARIAN KEITH, WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH!"

And his Disciples did say, "From the River to the Sea, Hartlepool will be Free! And Gaza! And fish in batter!"

[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

And Jeremy Said

"AND THE MESSIAH WAS BORN ON THIS DAY, IN A MANGER, IN THE EAST WING OF THE YEW TREE MANOR IN SHROPSHIRE."

And His Disciples did rejoice "Our Saviour is here!"
And they did smirk and say, "Not sure about the "King of the Jews' label though. LOL"

Amen
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[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

@Dannythefink @w41gy @MatzoBalling And Jeremy Said

"AMEN"
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[And Jeremy Said... @AndJeremySaid]

"SATAN KEIR DID IMPRISON ME AT THE BEHEST OF PLANET ZOG. WE MUST DEFEAT THIS LATEST ATTACK ON MY FAULTLESS LEADERSHIP."

And His Disciples did arrive and declare, "We have established an elite 'Council of War'. From The River (Thames) To The (North) Sea, Jeremy Will Be Free"

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And His Disciples did cry,

"Hear us, Jeremy! Other than that Heeb from Nazareth (and that was ages ago), no person has been crucified like we were, during Labour's antisemitism crisis!"

And Jeremy Said,

"I HEAR YOU, MY CHILDREN. YOU ARE THE REAL VICTIMS HERE. AND ME OF COURSE"

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@SimonBa11 And Jeremy Said

"AMEN"
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