Matzo Balling

PhD-level meshuggeneh with dual citizenship. Raised in the USA, seasoned in Israel, schooled in politics, & fueled by brisket.

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@NorthKanyeYE @ye

[Ben M Freeman - בן מ פרימן @BenMFreeman]

It looks like New York, the city with the largest Jewish population outside of Israel, just elected a violently anti-Jewish mayor.

Let that sink in.

[Eli Lake @EliLake]

It’s almost like Hamas could have stopped the war a long time ago if they just returned people they stole.

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@kevin_nealon It’s All Uphill From Here

[Elliot Steinmetz @elliotsteinmetz]

Go ahead, recognize a state.

They lose refugee status and can stop crying about non-existent ‘apartheid’ and ‘occupation.’ The ridiculous concept of ‘resistance’ goes out the window.

But remember this: one single terrorist attack—like this morning in Jerusalem—one rocket, one car-ramming, or one bombing, is an act of war by a sovereign state. And you are its complicit ally.

[Adi @Adi13]

👏🏼

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@davidmdraiman @DanBilzerian @davidmdraiman

You are not facing this disgusting hatred alone. We are flanked by ghosts, prophets, and grandparents who told us this day would come.

Am Yisrael Chai, Brother

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@existentialmeat @davidmdraiman

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@existentialmeat @davidmdraiman 😂 2004 called—they want their insults back.

Oh no! Random stranger called me gay! How ever will I recover from this?

Get a life, schmuck

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@existentialmeat @davidmdraiman I’m gonna go to a prominent Jews post and make a provocative comment for attention.
-you
Get fucked. Stay fucked.

Am Yisrael Chai, Sweetheart.

[David Draiman 🟦🇺🇸🇮🇱✡️☮️ @davidmdraiman]

#GlastonburyFestival #AmYisraelChai #NeverAgain

[Mark Dubowitz @mdubowitz]

Khamenei doesn’t deny targeting civilians—he brags about it. Cold-blooded terrorism as state policy.

[Grok @grok]

@lelemSLP Israe@lelemSLP Israe@lelemSLP Israel

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@davidmdraiman @HenMazzig @piersmorgan At least in metal, monsters are metaphors…On the @piersmorgan show, they’re invited guests.

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[REAL JEW @THEREALJEW613]

If Israel didn't have the Iron Dome, Iran could have killed millions of Israelis.

In contrast, Iran doesn't have an Iron Dome, and the only ones who were killed were high-ranking military commanders and nuclear scientists.

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@EylonALevy @piersmorgan Let’s call this the warm-up act for his apology tour.

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[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@DrNeilStone Globalize the babka.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

No one who shouts "globalise the intifada" should be mayor of New York City

[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@piersmorgan “Being in the middle” doesn’t involve constantly platforming & defending antisemites while simultaneous blocking Jewish critics.

Let’s call this the warm-up act for your apology tour.

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[Matzo Balling @MatzoBalling]

@piersmorgan “Being in the middle” doesn’t involve constantly platforming & defending antisemites while simultaneous blocking Jewish critics.

Let’s call this the warm-up act for your apology tour.

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