And the Crash

Sassy nonmono queer with too much free time. Yeah, I talk about sex a LOT. NSFW. She/her.

[And the Crash @AndTheCrash]

Aaaaand same

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

one of two things that could bring me back to x just happened

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@morninggloria Hahahah same

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Two nights alone in a hotel room and I forgot my goddamn magic wand. Guess I'll be old-school for a few days. #orbuyanewone

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@Cave_DweIIer It always astounds me when cis men are horrified by even a discussion about pegging.

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@theashleyray I have love letters from when I was 17. They are... Intense. And embarrassing. And wonderfully wholesome.

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@Cave_DweIIer Does free porn count as "buying things"?

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I did not have "go skinny dipping with your former boss" on my 2022 bingo sheet, but here we are. #notinasexyway

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@FirstAvenue Maybe you should change your profile photo if this is the sort of entertainment you're promoting. Gross.

[Ernest Owens @MrErnestOwens]

White woman, listen to Black women on here who are telling y'all to don't bring anymore pink pussy hats or Handmaid’s Tale costumes -- bring your hands, money, and votes.

[And the Crash @AndTheCrash]

A (hetero cis male) ex of mine tried to talk dirty to me this morning, and instead I schooled him on WI politics and Roe v Wade. #winning #reprorights #choice

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

Let's not equate left and right wing rage. Right-wing rage gave us the KKK, left-wing rage gave us the weekend.

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@jurijuri I agree -- Kidney infection was definitely worse than unmedicated childbirth.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

they made an ad in norway where santa is gay and i didn’t know what to expect from it but now i’m crying wtf

[ej @ejdickson]

Followers who are longtime members of the BDSM community — I'd love to chat for a few minutes to get your take on a fairly sensitive story. Feel free to hit me up in the DMs if this describes you. Thanks.

[And the Crash @AndTheCrash]

Facebook's algorithms & randomly showing comments on other posts = I just confirmed some friends are polyam. #nonmono #polyam #poly

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@majanthehun Right??!!!? Respond already O.m.g.

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That moment when you tell someone that your marriage isn't monogamous, and you wait to see how they'll respond.

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Life goals.
I can do the hemming.

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@EternalEvelyn Some parenting groups are *really* too much for me. Some can be a good resource and others just want to sell their MLM junk.