Since we shouldn’t go to The Americana today. Let’s do a virtual The Cheesecake Factory!
“Hi, Welcome to The Cheesecake Factory! How many in your party?”
(Reply with your name and party size and I’ll give you an estimated wait time!)
BIG: #SCOTUS grants one new case, over whether Philadelphia can bar agencies from foster care program if the agency bars same-sex couples from participating.
Full orders: https://t.co/7IneCI6zhf
Oooof. Was just subjected to the most credible phishing attempt I've experienced to date. Here were the steps:
1) "Hi, this is your bank. There was an attempt to use your card in Miami, Florida. Was this you?"
Me: no.
Me: A 40+ yo white woman hiding under the bed.
Armed Robber: ...
Me: ...
Armed Robber: Surely, you can't be serious.
Me: I AM SERIOUS! AND DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY. oh shit
@CatFoodBreath This is Cookie's first entry into the #TourDeCouch . She'll be aggressively competing for team 🇺🇸. Are black cats permitted to employ camouflage as a race tactic?
Now explaining that as sand drains from the hourglass you can see more clearly as a metaphor of age and wisdom. Was met with the following retort: Is that why your bottom gets heavier? Is this foreshadowing of adolescence? #4thGradeFieldTrip
While explaining to 10 year olds the RW Emerson quote "we aim above the mark to hit the mark" I am met with the following retort: Yeah, except when you use the bathroom! Sigh. #4thGradeFieldTrip
This movie on this trip further reinforces the reality that I am more Pixar than Disney. Tell me the story but we don't have to sing every 10 minutes. #4thGradeFieldTrip
Perspective. We are watching The Greatest Showman. Girls are screaming "Where is Zac?" Boys are screaming "When does the circus start?" I'm screaming "There is Michelle Williams!" #TheFranklin#4thGradeFieldTrip