Dan

GBR 🌽. Fly Eagles Fly 🦅. Lake Show 🏀. Napoli 🫏.

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Aged like milk.

[Keerthika Uthayakumar @keerthikau]

The Knicks were 3-1 when down by 15+ points this postseason.

The rest of the NBA was 6-58.

[Dan @And____ItsGone]

@Covers @NBA @KarlTowns LOL stop. Overall, he did his part.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

Today we wish a happy 80th birthday to President Trump. Here are 9 FACTS that the mainstream media won’t admit

1. He invented commercial real estate
2. He’s defeated inflation
3. He’s defeated Iran
4. 3 successful marriages, 5 kids, 21 grandkids
5. He’s deported more illegal immigrants in 18 months than all other presidents combined
6. I got gas for less than $1 a gallon today and was paying 10X that under Biden
7. He is the most devout Christian president in history
8. No president has read or loved the Bible like him. He even made his own
9. He’s now the oldest president in history

Thank you, sir. Our greatest president, Benjamin Franklin, is looking down at you and smiling

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

A couple of legends in the house! @CoachBobStoops and @Barry_Switzer stopped by to put some numbers up for @OU_Baseball!

[Dan @And____ItsGone]

@januzajstan That PSV Champions League game was BAD bro

[Dan @And____ItsGone]

@CupNTrophy At the 24th minute making this prediction: 2-2.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

The British mind attempts to comprehend American ribs for the first time 🇺🇸😭

[Underdog @Underdog]

There's a duck in a Mexico kit walking around like a human

There’s nothing like the World Cup 😭

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

NASTY work

[Rivers Hughey @RivsHughey]

Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart

[Dan @And____ItsGone]

@CupNTrophy Spain 🇪🇸

[Dan @And____ItsGone]

@CupNTrophy US fan here, but I think Spain is going to win it all.

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

We had a hat trick in 6 minutes and 3 goals in 39 seconds, but one 20-minute OT wasn't enough to get a goal.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Texas A&M joined the SEC in 2012. Lionel Messi is playing at Kyle Field before Georgia

[Dan @And____ItsGone]

Playoff hockey is always so good