thee.1.n.only

[Msudi @Msudi970734]

Aoko ndio mnaita Fabrizio erokamano .

[fat shady. @lkjhgmn_]

that "inarecord kweli" is up there with "Tay Keith Fuck these niggas up"

[NEIGHBOr🏆 @Jiirani]

Ulimanage?

[Sir Limo @araplimo39]

Mkuu wa majeshi Kwa ubora wake mamae

[thee.1.n.only @Andayi12]

@KuwaSTRNG Just yesterday

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Twitter ilifanya tukue na kiburi haha.
Unaeza argue na one of the world's best economists ukiwa ngara

[Yo,WTF!🍉🇫🇷(🇪🇸) @Kebaso__]

I miss the brain that could break down Integration, Differentiation,Loci, Vectors, Longitude and Latitudes and Probability 10 marks questions in Mathematics 😭😭

[matheus schwarz @schwarztwt]

sexualizaram tanto a palavra papai que quando eu tiver filhos eles vão ter que me chamar de sensei

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

Thread below:

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

DCI officers raid former president's home on 2nd March 2028 and recover property believed to have been purchased with proceeds from corruption.

Former president Ruto is facing 23,563 cases of corruption, abuse of office and gross misconduct.

The President has said that this is the first step in getting the country in the right direction in its fight against corruption.

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[jezz @JezziiB]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I am not worried about Kenya in 2022. I am extremely worried for Kenya Post 2022 because a Ruto presidency post 2022 looks like it's inevitable and Ruto isn't someone you'd want to give a country to lead.

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Acting invested in the Uber guy's story about how bad the economy is because he hasn't seen my discount yet

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Nothing is as wicked as old men taking loans with 50-year repayment plans on behalf of an entire nation - only to squander the money.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

African mum watching a referee giving a red card to a guy with cool hair instead of the idiots with dreads

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

"Leo nitachelewa kidogo, enda unipigie bibi."

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Kenya should take up Dangote’s offer ASAP. That will mean we can supply refined oil to all EAC and SADC bloc

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Lockdown with Ruto as president? Are you mad??????