Andi Sporkin

LA soul, Philly accent. 🇮🇱🇺🇦

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch has obtained an internal email revealing the Trump admin has elevated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool algae crisis to a "regional and national priority" — desperately seeking federal workers for 12-hour scrubbing shifts just weeks after a $14 million renovation that Trump promised would make it "gorgeous." https://t.co/sZsZKUewgZ

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

Meloni's face 🤣🤣🤣

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump, 80, can't seem to figure out how to raise his chair

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.

Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My dog after eating my philosophy book

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

He’s probably gonna be accused of something

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

My parent with Alzheimer's used to use this tactic.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump gets distracted by a reporter's looks: "What a nice looking person. Is he from your country? He has such a nice way about him. My people are so mean. Handsome guy. Could put him in a movie right now"

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

@ATRightMovies

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

@CattardSlim He has a bustle.

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

@JulianVenturaV @BeschlossDC Living in Philly, just out of UPenn and a costumed docent at Elfreth's Alley: Although chaotic, poorly-planned and at times disastrous, those of us in the historic 'hood had a great time welcoming worldwide visitors who were delighted to experience us at that moment in time.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance promoting his book about finding his way back to faith while helping manage Situation Room meetings on how to cover up for pedophiles is about as Republican as it gets.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love this: a situation where a girl was admitted to the hospital with opioid poisoning after some guys spiked her cocktail.
Doctor: “Girls, don’t drink cocktails with strangers!”
How about: “Men, don’t put drugs in women’s drinks?” 🤡

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

Hi @ByronDonalds You might read up on "potatoe"

[Amity @amitylee13]

Byron Donalds speaks about the importance of education in front of a misspelled sign. You can’t make this shit up.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Big plans. Big, big plans.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Of course they were trying to trademark the 'Trump Kennedy Center' name. OF COURSE THEY WERE. Never miss an opportunity to grift. 🙄

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

@OneJerseyGirl @DammitBits @Chicanatravels I’ve never been one for morning rituals but now first thing I do every day is check my phone to see if he’s dead.

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

@MelisaGillett @kyledcheney Exactly my thoughts.

[Andi Sporkin @AndiGram]

@MacFarlaneNews Does the order include removing the tarp today? Hope they aren't planning on keeping it hidden until after tomorrow's trash gala ends.

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Bear tries to scratch his back on a tree but completely misses the tree.. 😂

🎥 Debra Howell