Andie Rayson

at this age, how are the man still hating

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Someone in a full Hoodrich tracksuit just picked up his McDonald’s order and said to his friends, ‘ay yo, we got munch’ … I hate the world

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

There are so many bald men in Reading

[Ex Head of Bryn Hafren & Pencoedtre High Schools @ExHeadBHandPHS]

Staff in the school where I was a headteacher did not congregate in the staff room with alcohol. Instead they went home exhausted, washed their clothes and experienced two emotions, a sense of duty and worry in case they had brought Covid home with them. How dare you!

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Honestly idc how soppy this is but solidly recommend finding yourself someone who literally keeps you laughing all the time, happy isn’t the word

[Chunkz @Chunkz]

I’m not 1-4 jokes but United have been bad today 😉

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

@Sheffie74020283 @TicketmasterUK Thank you!

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Why is it @TicketmasterUK are impossible to get hold of?! Just need a number to call😩

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

@TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK I accidentally put the wrong email address in when ordering tickets to Reading festival but somehow ticketmaster allowed me to proceed. I need to change it over but have no access to the incorrect email address I put in for the order so can’t go through web chat?

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Wondering what level of fucked up you have to be in order to lie about one of your parents dying in order to get out of a shift at work🤯🤯 I actually hate people lol

[ANNE-MARIE @AnneMarie]

Didn’t need my left ankle anyway

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Why is it impossible to get hold of any customer services @TMFanSupport ? Have an issue and can’t even speak to anyone!

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Who the fuck eats a mini roll in The garage

[joe✨ @joesuxx]

our ambulances have no petrol

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

My mum once said to me “You know you have a big heart when you feel bad for doing what’s best for you.” & I think it’s important that everyone hears this

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Is @OfficialRandL aware that even people who are double vaccinated can still be carrying covid? So surely everyone should have to produce lateral flow tests not just those who haven’t had both vaccines…
#illogical

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Against all odds, sleeping in the back seats of my 4ft wide fiesta has gone surprisingly well, not sure if I can un-bend my legs but other than that, cosy👀🤣

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So far, members of this govt can:

1. Go to work instead of self-isolate

2. Ravish employees at work instead of socially distance

3. Test their eyes on 600 mile road trips instead of obey lockdown

4. Hand billion pound contacts out like smarties to mates

I dream of decency 😔

[Dr madame économiste @FeliciaOdamtten]

Nah guys I’ve only just processed the nonsense taking place in this country.

If footballers taking the knee against racism is ‘Gesture Politics’, WTF was clapping for NHS workers (instead of giving them a raise) then???!!!

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Mental how much anxiety I have atm, feel like I’m on a 48 hour panic attack loool someone helpppp🙃🙃

[Andie Rayson @Andie_Rayson]

Absolutely spanking Ukraine, we love to see it #ENG