Andish

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@achordae take away the typewriters

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

(Baseball game)

Hotdog guy: hotdogs!

Me waving him down: all good over here

Him: what?

Me standing up and going to him: I don’t want a hotdog

[Jason Williams @barstooljwill]

YUHHHHH

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

On 9/11, Seth Macfarlane was supposed to be on one of the hijacked airplanes, but he overslept, and the rest of the hijackers proceeded without him.

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@AryaStark1978 @Bubbros_Ness tbh im surprised he didn't come out of the womb in the ness outfit

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@Nodeino Holy, I need to take you some places bro

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@Golgi33911 my favorite of the singles they released

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@Aspen1921 @nevadagarbage then why'd you say yes to missouri?

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

Late 90s era studio comedy called FIRST MAN with a poster of Stav sliding down a water slide off the White House

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Sometimes when I hear a person talking about what they want out of a relationship, it's like I'm listening to my three year old talk about how she wants candy for breakfast. She really, really wants candy for breakfast. She thinks her life would be better if she had candy for breakfast. Life is so unfair that you can't just eat candy for every meal, in fact, and if only Mommy would stop being mean and understand that she WANTS CANDY, then she'd finally be seen and satisfied and truly content.

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@bongkitten2001 Or however that Alanis Morissette song goes

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@pglonghouse How the fuck could you listen to wild horses or dead flowers and not think it’s the top 99% in the field of country? The Rolling Stones in that period were not country imitators, they just were country artists when they wanted to be. And among the best in that category as well.

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@emberscutegflol so unbelievably based

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@emberscutegflol That whole scene was so good

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@Joandisplayname Wasn’t a huge fan early on, now I think all of the stuff she makes is elite

[Andish @Andish39744956]

@realKalos Zizek speaks of this

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

You know he was like god I wish your brother and Bill Murray were here too