"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.
nicole: collei we need to speak privately
collei: brings her two gay dads, two gay uncles and two family friends who show up sometimes to solve problems
i enter the tavern, say nothing, and place a small gelatinous cube no larger than an ice cube on the table. a hush falls upon the crowd as everyone stares at the green gooey form. i begin to play my lute, and it wiggles along to the tune. it even does a little flip.