Cei Lawrence

Host of @IMustScreamPod - Gil on @Knobswitch #Ceizleberry Any pronouns.

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

ICYMI: I relaunched my podcast this week! The first new episode is just a casual chat, no movie review. It's short and sweet, just like me 😉 I'm super proud of it. Please give it a listen and share if you feel like it!
@IMustScreamPod
https://t.co/9JcbozlUcy

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

Sometimes late at night my dad would take a big bite out of the block and then put it back in the fridge with the teeth marks.

[jake @wormpuller]

White people be eating cheese right before bed

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@theashleyray This is perfect

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Good. It's working.

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@DaveOshry Who knew seeing two grown men wielding forks could be so riveting

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Got a '70s style bush, call that shit the curly gates

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

can’t we just let the polly pocket girl be horny

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@GaucherChad @MrsRiggsy It's you.

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My favourite Mountain Goats lyric

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

i hope this email kills us both

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@milvec26 @Variety Whoa there partner, you are awfully emotional. Deep breath, bud.

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

Also anyone saying she's not queer because she's with Juice needs to take a break from speaking to the general public.

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

Anyone surprised to hear her say she is queer wasn't watching the entire Mariah May saga.

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

“I will be ready, I will be sweaty, I am here and I am queer, and I will always be TIMELESS!” -“Timeless” Toni Storm on the Atlantic City Boardwalk😭😭😭 #AEW #AEWCollision

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

I would rather share a space with her than you, Chloe. You are an unremarkable and terribly sad person.

[Chloe Dobbs @DobbsandPolicy]

Just been in the LADIES loos at Waterloo, only to find a MAN in frock in there with me.

Decided not to confront or film him in there where there is no CCTV in case he kicked off, but I was tempted…

Can we all agree this is a biological man? That frock is fooling no one…

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

@planefag @RealDianeYap You're not being crude, you are actually being incredibly stupid. Hope that helps!

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Guys like this are the family members you have to apologise for when you bring someone new around. Guys like this are why mothers don't want their daughters going to sleepovers.

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@theashleyray She forever altered how I say ham.

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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@DaveOshry Pure shit. At least Cage doesn't have that contract anymore though

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@DaveOshry Gotta get my filthy hands on this

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

@JacobWysocki Oh and avoid City Cannabis Co for your smoking needs. Literally any other shop will be better by miles.
If you make it to North Vancouver hit up Lynn Valley for gorgeous views and great smoke spots.
Oh and Honey's in Deep Cove makes insane donuts that I dream about to this day.

[Cei Lawrence @Andraste]

@JacobWysocki Granville Island is a touristy spot but it has lots of neat art and good coffee.
The Cambie is pretty dive bar-y and used to have good fries.
VanDusen Botanical gardens are beautiful. Stanley Park is stunning and the Aquarium is there, highly recommended.