The government has been shut down for 36 days, the longest in US history -
And absolutely nothing about your life is different.
What is the lesson here?
Called FedEx 10 minutes after the fake "delivery attempt". Was assured driver would turn around and try again.
Called again 2 hours later, asking for an update, was told they forgot to attach the tracking # to the request. They filed a new one.
Called back another hour later, asking for an update. Was escalated twice. Told by a supervisor that they can't actually do a redelivery on this package because it's not really an Express package even though it is labeled Express and was paid as an Express delivery. I ask why other representatives said otherwise, and he hung up on me.
I'm 1+ hour of phone calls into this. @FedEx requested I DM them here. I did and they never responded.
@fedexhelp is there any world where I get my package today? I've never in my life seen such incompetence.