Andre Smith

Aspiring sci-fi / fantasy author, father of 1 human and 2 cats, husband of 1 beautiful woman and working on #ComputerScience degree. #runner 🇿🇦🌈

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@euphrosene She was conducting a social experiment. Unfortunately, she did not realize how toxic you people can get. She had to delete her account because it got too much for her. And here you go pulling this out of the archives to have another go at her.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@iam_kendiii That is your opinion and it means nothing.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@big_yemm Blame men for what you wear???? WTF?

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@vinquezada1 Lassie, Boomer

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 How and when the pyramids were built

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@CTOTHELOS77 If that includes people, I'll want Edgar, my best friend and his mom who died ages 19 and 41 and Carmen, one of my best friends who I lost to covid. I can't think of any material things I want back

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@GvilleMcGuirk @dsp303 @gunsnrosesgirl3 It would be if such a thing as "sin" existed. It doesn't.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@NJBeisner This is BS. She did videos directly after the event and the next day. No crying or complaining. She actually laughed when she said that one guy actually bit her lip.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@NJBeisner Was this before or after she said she wanted to do 1000 men in 1 day, you know, to get a world record?

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@hey_mayaa My first wife and I separated, then got back together. We eventually divorced. The young lady I'm married to now, we had a break early in our relationship, got back together, now married for almost 11 years. I wouldn't recommend it, but it can work.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@GMOsbad @hey_mayaa I hope English is not your first language.....

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@lucawya Women going through periods, pregnancy, menopause

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@s1ah_wanja If you were a man saying this about a woman, you would have sirens and flashing blue lights outside you house in a flash.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@HumansNoContext Die gedanken sind frei

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

Commentator: "Dane is just there to give the fast bowlers a rest."
Kagiso Rabada: 1/55.
Marco Jansen: 2/93.
Dane Paterson: 4/56 including 3 wickets in 1 over.
I hope the fast boys are well rested for the second innings.
#SAvSL

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@Matt_Pinner The only thing worse than E is mixed shifts. My brother used to work 3 shifts; 1 week mornings, 1 week afternoons, 1 week nights, repeat. Luckily he's not doing that anymore.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@Matt_Pinner I work 7 to 3 which is the best one for me. I'm a naturally early riser and if I have to drive to the office those are the best hours for me to miss peak hour traffic.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@ofhiddenthings It must be that you look like an intellectual, with the glasses. It's certainly not your looks.

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@Papa2442 @RossKneeDeep Imagine taking a poll by Sorbo seriously

[Andre Smith @AndreCrickie]

@DarkFury234 @downbadcomment Totally me when we started out 19 years ago and today.