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From Canadian Jim Elliott on Facebook. π§΅
1/ "Dear 77,301,997 Trump-Loving, Conspiracy-Huffing, Rage-Addicted Americans (And the Canadian Dumbfucks Who Worship Them)
Oh, hey there. Sit down. Read this. Try not to cry.
@geekyginge This is the internet, where the anti-Trudeau, anti-Liberal, Maple MAGA village idiots congregate to illustrate their complete lack of understanding about, well, just about anything. But yeah, they are a frustrating lot but take heart; none of them have any real power.
@JamesBlairUSA@SergioGor Please accept our heartfelt response to your American imperialist expansion plans, in both official languages of Canada:
βVa te faire chier toi, espece de con!β
βGo fuck yourself, you asshole!β
@taradublinrocks If you decide to leave and go to Canada head straight north and when you see Vancouver, turn left and head to Victoria. Much nicer city with more beaches, a thousand times less traffic, and we can be neighbours ππ
@mattdellok Thatβs no different than saying if you were born in the prairies, itβs critical you know how to ride a horse. Or if youβre born in a forest community itβs critical you know how to cut down trees. Sweet Jeebus, where does Victoria city council come up with these dumb things? ππ
@AmyShiraTeitel You should definitely post that on Reddit as a newly discovered Apollo photo that was hidden in the NASA archives, then pour yourself a drink, sit back and watch the internet idiots go ape-shit over this new βproofβ of alien life, which is being kept secret by the deep state. π¬
@joeroganhq Harris is the Vice-President of the United States; youβre a sports analyst and podcaster. And you think YOU are going to βlet her walkβ? π
@andrewhoyer I miss the days when Canadian Tire money was actually worth collecting and then using to buy useful things. These days the digital money we get instead of the paper bills is pathetic, and barely worth the time it takes to pull out and scan the Triangle card.
@TheJackForge Yup, in a world gone bat-shit crazy if youβre not one of the first in line when Yankee Candle opens after a big announcement about the latest pumpkin spice candle set, youβre shit outta luck. And you want your basement gaming studio to have that perfect fall smell. π
@natmiletic Oooh, that is some sick rig youβve got there. Are you an Amazon affiliate for all that gear? If so, well played ππ
Q: is the monitor coming in on its own pallet? π¬
@Teslaconomics The President, who is a Democrat, has not congratulated one of the creepiest weirdos for completing a government contract. I canβt imagine whyβ¦