Andre Severson

Hello. My name's Andre. I exist, I guess

Sens fan ecstatic cause WE ARE SO BACK! #GoSensGo

I tried being cool once. Didn't really work out for me TBH.

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@GinoHard_ Congrats, Pekka. You absolutely deserve it.

May you forever be too good right now.

IYKYK

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@Sportsnet Yes, we will always have a piece of his heart. Sadly, its the part of the heart that's pitch black amd full of negativity & hatred.

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@CanadianPolling Well, at least the Liberals improved their margin. Apparently, if this riding had existed in the last Nova Scotia election, it would have been a 53/34/13 vote split (no green votes, apparently). Though it's technically a byelection, so take that for what's it's worth.

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Wow, I have not watched a Sabres game in ages.

Do they really play the Pokemon Level Up sound every time they successfully kill off a penalty?

That's fucking AWESOME!!!

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@UrinatingTree Everybody was ready to meme the Pistons from now until the end of the summer, and then the Magic pull of that shit. Incredible.

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@Senators

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@Senators If the Sens pull out the win, Ully deserves a meal fit for a king. He has been ON POINT tonight.

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@Senators To quote the late Rick Jeanneret, "When in doubt, shoot the darn puck!"

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@Senators If, by "tightly contested", you mean "Ully bailed the boys out big time", I agree.

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@RazorFist I'd say just go watch the Athletics, but that would require stepping foot in Sacramento, and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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@KevinatorXy @UrinatingTree Not to mention the part that says "Expires 8/22/20"

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@UrinatingTree I swear, your "Canucked" video went from aging like rancid milk to aging like fine wine in record time.

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@Sportsnet Literally every Canucks fan:

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@Senators THERE WE GO!!!

OK, we did our part. Now we just need a New Jersey win, about an hour and a half from now, and we're back in the playoffs.

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@Senators Or a playoff SPOT, if you speak English.

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@Senators When you're on the verge of clinching a playoff spit, always have faith in the Sandman.

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@RealAlbanianPat I don't know if I trust that poll TBH. They always tend to underestimate the Greens by as much as 250%.

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@AntiWokeMemes The real question is why she, or anyone else, thought the best picture of her they could use was one that makes her look like she's trying her hardest not to crap herself in public.

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@CalvinFournier Not quite at the level of Hakeem Olajuwon, though.

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Well, I personally think Chris Paul will be a great fit on the Raptors. Sure, it means a bench role for Lowry, but CP3's still one of the best in the game at....

....wait, what do you mean it's not 2016?