Practically Frankie

Screaming into the void

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

I never appreciated how nice it was to live in a home with a dad who was so terrified of tornadoes that he literally wouldn’t sleep until it was over. I always knew he would wake me up before it got bad.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

If you are having a sale “buy one get the second one $50 off” then your first one is too expensive.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

I hope you never have a sister, daughter, mother or friend who is given a 3% chance to survive child birth. She will not be given an option and she will only be one of many that has been failed by her own country.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Name a scam that people don’t realize is a scam. I’ll got first.

The belief that there actually is a SEPARATION between church and state.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Remember when it was super normal for all women to own at least one pair of high heels? Weird.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

The issue with Hobby Lobby home decor is that it looks good in the store and when you get it home it looks like you bought it from hobby lobby.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

My life is just constantly finding jobs I couldn’t do because of my claustrophobia.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Saw someone intentionally toss trash out of their truck window today and I really hope he has a very bad week.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

When people say they cleaned their friends list but you are still seeing their posts….. umm sir you missed one 🙋🏽‍♀️

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

My toxic trait is that I only want coffee at 4 o’clock in the afternoon.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

How do I get that rambunctious heart back I had in college?

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Why isn’t anyone talking about the fact that @TheGrinch2000 isn’t on any streaming service? #annoyed

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Went to Panera for lunch and wasn’t offered a pastry for $0.99. I am highly offended.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Can someone please tell Brittany it’s no longer the early 2000’s.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Y’all ever had a @Hersheys symphony bar? Let me tell y’all, I haven’t really been living these past 27 years.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Don’t no one know me the way the lady at the 24 hour gas station does at on that time of the month.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Yearly reminder, we don’t care about your dumb Christmas elf on the shelf and where he is every day.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

I blame the ASMR creators on tiktok. It’s their fault. #TikTok #asmr

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

I am convinced buying a capsule wardrobe will solve all my problems.

[Practically Frankie @AndreaRoLenn]

Here’s an idea, instead of buying $50 boutique “shackets” why not just go get a flannel at goodwill?