Sista Resista

[Meredith Salenger @MeredthSalenger]

Do I get jealous if @pattonoswalt is with cute chicks? Very!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@JordanUhl Angry men with a chip on their shoulder should have counseling not guns. They are what's wrong with this world.

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@chelseahandler I like to start with "Dear Tooth Fairy". It holds more meaning that way. #NationalPrayerDay

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Here's the moment Rudy Giuliani told Sean Hannity that "they funneled the [$130,000] through a law firm, and the president repaid it.”

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

President Trump changes his story about Stormy Daniels https://t.co/0Ygiw1O6Kc

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@SeeDaneRun @AntonioSabatoJr @jaketapper @RudyGiuliani My sentiments, exactly.

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@DearAuntCrabby No, @DennisDMZ's career is what died. I think the fleshy, pus-filled sac that breathes air is still alive.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Just to clear things up.

Michelle Wolf can't talk about Sarah Sanders' Eye makeup but...

Trump can:

- Call Chuck Todd "sleepy eyed" (anti-Semitic)

- Call Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"

- Grab women by their vaginas without permission.

[Sista Resista @Andrehazy]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends "Fox & Friends" sounds like a puppet show for kids. When really, it's a puppet show for Republican'ts. But it's also something I'd never let my kids watch. They learn to lie, cheat & steal from our sitting president "what's his name, again?"

[Sista Resista @Andrehazy]

@robdelaney @RainbowTrustCC @NoahsArkHospice Happy birthday, sweet Henry. Love to you and your family. May you live on in the hearts and memories and stories of all you have touched. You are a beautiful soul. 🎈🎂🐻♥

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

Dictators start wars to distract from their own crimes. #SyriaStrikes

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

If guns don’t kill people, people do, why the hell do you want to give the killers a bunch of guns?!

[Sista Resista @Andrehazy]

@realDonaldTrump Lets see your taxes returns, you nasty, arrogant gutter hound.

[Sista Resista @Andrehazy]

@therealroseanne You're fuckin' crazy, lady. Did Chump fund your return to television in exchange for these insulting lies?
Get off the govt payroll and get a fucking real job. Your ship has sailed.

[Steve Redmond @sjredmond]

Joe Biden doesn’t cheat on his wife.

Joe Biden doesn’t have a mental defect that prevents him from listening to advice.

Joe Biden could wipe the floor with you in a debate.

Joe Biden has a heart.

In summary, Joe Biden is a man. https://t.co/zmHTtRnA4F

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@BillyBaldwin

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@BillyBaldwin @mrburlesk She must have an ultra-zoom lens on her camera

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@SeeDaneRun

[Sista Resista @Andrehazy]

We don't have a president who cares about the rich history, dignity & integrity of America. We have one who's steeped in blackmail, cover-ups, lying, malicious narcissism & obsessed with replacing deck chairs on the Titanic. Can't wait for the captain to go down with his ship. https://t.co/bo4WfkPnOy

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Russian President Vladimir Putin says he "couldn't care less" if Russian citizens tried to meddle in the 2016 US election https://t.co/ayCfbSWc9j