Dane Rauschenberg

Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with any Republican

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.)

Recap of the adventure here: https://t.co/M8PvEtvHbe

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@TyDunne I know he is a Trump supporter so he can fuck off no matter how "Aww shucks" and "gee willikers" he is.

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@AmrikanDesiAnon You are a "Nikky Haley fan"? What kind of rancid piece of shit are you?

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@IShowSpeedHQ https://t.co/ANVCEZqxCS

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

"Do you think you could win a point off of Serena Williams?"

I don't think I could win a point off of Maisie Williams. But I am fairly certain Serena couldn't beat me in a footrace over 400 meters, so there's that.

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@DININTELNETWORK I am not forgetting or forgiving them. They have wasted a fucking decade of my life. Fuck them all to hell. Jumping ship NOW, finally? Eat my ass.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@ChicagoVOID All good stuff. Thanks for taking the time to write it.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

Grassley is dying before 01.01.27.

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@atrupar Yes, there you go! Attack the literal troops, GOP.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

About to find out if I was right or not.

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Look, I barely know football better than people who have never watched it but I just don't think Fernando Mendoza is going to be any good at the pro level.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@flarnskt Except me when I made it a decade ago.

https://t.co/PLCN2BsaCn

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Not sure how big the desert was, but it wouldn't have taken long to at least have given the horse a nickname.

#Runthoughts

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@flarnskt Every week or so, someone makes this joke and gets 30k likes.

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@PollTracker2024 You gotta hand it to her.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@davidhudnall You absolutely do not. Like if a rapist is also good at telling a good joke, you don't give them credit for being funny.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

Apropos of nothing, Cousins is 6'3" and the one NOT wearing heels in this picture.

[daviss @daviss]

Someone should ask Kirk Cousins what he thinks about what his golfing buddy did to Minnesotans in the streets of Minneapolis.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

#SKOL

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@swd2 Besides a little less blood, Charlie Kirk is doing great!

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

running itself has already given me so much and helped create a life where I have met, virtually and in reality, so many wonderful people. Thank you for coming along on my journey with me and sharing yours as well. Here’s to another 25 more years of running!

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

25 years ago today I ran my first ever marathon. I then found out my grandmother had passed away in the middle of the night. To say that was an emotional day would be an understatement.
Three years I ended my longest ever drought between marathons. That gap was over three years.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

And that was only after my first ever DNF in a marathon a month prior. As many know I didn't run one for two more years because of knee surgeries and then finally ran one again this year, completing one in all 50 states, all sub-4 hours. Even if I never run another marathon again

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@hozierlvrs Well because nothing did.

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@WORLDSTAR She’ll be at the next Republican convention.