Dane Rauschenberg

Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with any Republican

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

I ran #everysinglestreet in #Minneapolis in 133 runs to see my new city. Here is a time-lapse of that 1300+ miles (in purple, naturally, to pay homage to Prince.)

Recap of the adventure here: https://t.co/M8PvEtvHbe

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@USAmbDenmark It is so comforting knowing that you’re very existence there is absolutely miserable for you. Go fuck yourself.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@childhoodsen @FedEx No it is not at my address, I know what my fucking building looks like.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

So @Fedex delivers a package and "proves" it by showing a picture of my "mail room". One, that is clearly a front desk. Two, it is not my building.

But FedEx won't do anything about it. I have to contact the shipper. Shipper tells me it has "indeed" been delivered and shows me the same picture.

I have shown them the difference between their picture and my mail room. Am currently awaiting the next steps. Why is it always on the individual to overcome such incompetence?

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

Gonna do anything about this @FedExHelp?

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@TheDiegoTrombon @FedEx Real fucking helpful. Especially when I don't get to choose how it is shipped to me.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@brokebackUSA @TMZ Go fuck yourself raw.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@Brandon27332659 @FedEx 1. I have talked to TWO actual people.
2. I am not panicking. I can count on one hand the number of times I have panicked in my life.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@Acyn You are an absolute fvcking moron @bungarsargon. Just world class. Bootlicking, ignorant, piece of shit.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

Looks like a glass window to me.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Rural Minnesota bakery promotes ‘Nuclear Family Month’ as a counter to Pride month https://t.co/bKLTcuBeu7

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@aj_strong @FedEx I mistyped. I meant the seller.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@MoleModern Who the hell cares grandpa, figure it out

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@MoleModern Who the hell cares grandpa, figure it out

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@MoleModern Who the hell cares grandpa, figure it out

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@AaronandCricket @FedEx I was thinking the same thing.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@groopster @FedEx It's taken two phone calls and two emails so far while I wait for them to get back to me with more directions.

Meanwhile I do not have my product.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@SahilBloom Working 80 hour weeks. Or 60 hour weeks. Or 40 hour weeks.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@bigpackers4x I'm guessing there are a lot of things you don't understand. Like,
1. How a family tree should fork.
2. Contrails.
3. How the W on this tennis racket is not in the shadow.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@FlemingDriller @vintagemapstore Cool place full of the nicest people. Well, you got the first half spot on.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@RepShriThanedar As I told your colleague @JaredEMoskowitz

https://t.co/f8OTII8e0j

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@JaredEMoskowitz Everything looks normal, Jared. Like this one:

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

@theiaincameron El Paso is closer to the San Diego than Houston.

[Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun]

If you don't know already, Colorado's 697 sides are going to really mess you up.

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Why, Australia, WHY?