Andy Correa

Husband, father, son, cook, raconteur and trial lawyer.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@hexclad Everything sticks and they expect you to cure it constantly and cook on medium to low heat. They’re terrible. Pure marketing hype.

[Jason Garcia @Jason_Garcia]

What Ron DeSantis did for key figures in Hope Florida scandal:

Ashley Moody: Appointed to US Senate
James Uthmeier: Appointed attorney general
Jason Weida: Appointed EOG chief of staff
AG chief deputy: Appointed appellate judge
AHCA general counsel: Appointed trial judge

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is actually insane

American booked a Disney World vacation for his family

“I want to explain to you how insane these prices are”

“A few weeks ago, I just flew my family, my entire family across the world for a ski vacation to Courchevel, France — the largest ski area in the world. Flew them across the world, got them new gear for snowboarding, private lessons. Stayed in five-star hotels, ate at amazing restaurants, 2 of them Michelin Star restaurants, all of that in France and Switzerland

Half the price of taking my family to Disney World and Universal Studios for five days”

“Really think about that for a second. You can take your family to Europe, fly business class, eat in Michelin star restaurants, five-star hotels for half the price than Disney World.”

[Claire Heddles @claireheddles]

State admits federal reimbursement for Alligator Alcatraz may 'not materialize' w/ @ChurchillNdonwi

https://t.co/kuvQmeHWjM

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@hexclad It’s a waste of time to deal with you through your onerous email process that is responded to by your AI bots instead of being able to speak with and correspond with a human. Unfortunately, your marketing is so good it covers for your shit customer service.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@mgaax @hexclad This is 💯 accurate.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@lichaa_joe @hexclad They spin it as you not knowing what you’re doing. Agree the warranty is pointless at that point.

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Miami-Dade’s tax collector shares a message detailing upsides of a new state law in Florida mandating driving tests be conducted in English only with no translators available. He includes in the same post a Spanish translation of his English text. The irony seems lost on him.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@tomaskenn He barely speaks the language himself.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@lmower3 @DeFede He’s a demagogue.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@JonasJCampbell Agree.

[Prem Soni @ValueWithPrem]

15 things to do with your father while he is still alive. I lost mine 8 years ago.

1. Ask him what he was like at your age because once he was the same age you are right now & Watch his face light up as he tells you stories from when he was younger

2. Record his laugh when he tells one of his signature jokes. Someday you will replay the video over and over just to hear it again

3. Ask him about the proudest moment of his life. (Odds are he will say when you were born)

4. Ask him his favourite songs
Listen to them together, laugh, sing and be happy. These will become your most cherished memories in years to come

5. Take a picture of him doing something he loves. Watching tv, gardening, playing the guitar, anything. When you look back these will be the pictures that will make you smile the most

6. Tell him you love him even if it's something you don't normally do.

7. Tell him you are proud to be his son/daughter This will mean more to him than you realise (even if he doesn't show it)

8. Listen to music from his youth and watch him turn from dad into a young man again

9. Take a short video of him talking about something random sacred Someday even the ordinary things he said become

10. Bring up something you are thankful for from years ago

11. Ask him what it was like for him growing up

12. Call him for no reason
Don't take being able to do this for granted.
Someday you would give anything to hear his voice again.

13. Take a picture of just the 2 of you together

14. Ask him to show you an old photo of him because seeing him young will remind you that he wasn't always Dad

15. Tell him something you are struggling with, no matter what age you are Because even when your grown it means the world to him to feel like he can still help

Let him give you advice, even if you don't need it because one day you will give anything to hear his voice guiding you again

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@GwenGraham You would be Governor but for the fools who voted for Gillum.

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

Protests in Tehran Jan 13, 2026. Estimates that over 1 Million Iranians are in Tehran tonight demanding the end of the Islamic Regime.

They are unarmed, and the Regime is intentionally shooting to kill, but they return in bigger numbers each night.

Bravest people alive. 🦁☀️

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@Fahadnaimb Hopefully the kid never becomes a pilot.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@boss_angeles @DisneyStudios @DisneyPlus @imagineeringdis God rest his soul.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@Blog_Mickey 🤮

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@boss_angeles His good name is used liberally by a company that hasn’t stood for what he believed in from Eisner onwards.

[Andy Correa @AndresJCorrea]

@Cartarsauce It was indeed. This company sucks.