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[Jake. @YedIin]

dance now @pulisic

[buried 🇺🇲🇪🇸 @buriednumber1]

This is the most accurate Tosen cosplay I've ever seen bro is literally Tosen

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

Chappell Roan is banned from a city for something she didn’t do
Zara larsson lost a multi Million Dollar deal for an abortion joke

Ka*ye gets to play stadiums even after praising Nazis and saying how much he admires Adolf hitler.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey Kristie Noem, quick question, why does ICE hire tubby losers with visible Nazi tattoos?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope other institutions follow suit.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 UPDATE: After humiliating the U.S. on the world stage, Trump just jetted off to Florida—to golf.

He’s now spent 35% of his presidency on vacation, burning through $20M+ in taxpayer dollars. The laziest "president" in U.S. history.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Duckworth: How many nations are in ASEAN?

Hegseth: We have allies in South Korea, Japan, and Australia

Duckworth: None of those countries are in ASEAN

[emily may @emilykmay]

the fact that this is a thing women are worried about is terrifying.

[primordial soup kitchen @fernbirg]

Opening Grindr at the RNC.

[#1 failman of doom (🟦☁️ edition) @dreadwiiinder]

viper is so peak dude i'm liking it a lot more than samurai. i mean, LOOK AT THIS

[🇫🇷يوسف @yooonited]

he’s actually the greatest d2 content creator of all time aztecross my goat

[Andres @Andres_Bevii]

@himebtw !

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.”

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

God help us all

[Andres @Andres_Bevii]

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[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

FUN FACT: GOP Rep. Steel got pregnant with IVF, then sponsored a bill to ban it.

Typical Republican, I got mine, but you can't have yours.

[agent ndn @TheAgentNDN]

Didn't have Biden getting disowned by the Irish on my 2024 bingo card and that's my fault really

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I love how “full capacity” is actually moving less people per hour than any other form of transportation on earth