Andrew Kemp

Dad, lover, professional dark and stormy maker.

[Andrew Kemp @AndrevvKemp]

Of course it waits till the school run to piss it down 🤣

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@Lhcater But its rained for a full day 😭🤣

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Why do people look forward to autumn and winter? Give me summer back 😫

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@nathan5paterson

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Spent about 2 hours putting a lego farm together for ivy - for her to destroy it in 5 seconds to make something else 🫠

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@bushontheradio surely that flight powered by chip fat should be called: chippy chippy bang bang

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Being on the south coast is pretty insane right now #StormCiaran

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Today was cool

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@bushontheradio Surely next in line is the laminator, god awful slow, but one sheet after another is as professional as you can get 😎

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@kainnufc @HLTCO My man 😍 that bronze team was insane

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If that sub imploded then what was the banging noise every 30 mins 🤔😳

[Andrew Kemp @AndrevvKemp]

@lexi_loodles 🤣🙌

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@ladybugging 🤣🤣🤣

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I can't belive I've thrown every bartender in my hotel apart from one on requesting a bloody Mary 🤣

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This a reclaimed school table?

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#outlast has been brilliant so far but I fucking hate Amber and Jill!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Another train carrying hazardous materials derails outside major American city

https://t.co/mPwKoiWSWk

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

British Gas owner Centrica reports record annual profits of £2.8bn last year

Up seven-fold from £392m in 2021

For more on this and other news visit https://t.co/NEDMP2uP6W

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