Andrew Alderman

I may not like it, but I’ll learn to love it.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

.@RealCapnCrunch it’s been like 30 years, stop with the “Opps” nonsense and figure out what’s causing the All Berries.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@Brett_Phillips8 baseball is boring.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

My picks for the 152nd running Kentucky Derby.

Favorites
Horson Welles
Taco Neck Syndrome
Shiplap
Deep Bunker Bombs

Underdogs
Dick Clark’s Arbor Rockin’ Day
Teflon Seed Oils
Daughter of a Bitch

Don’t believe the hype
Macro Plastics
Applebees 2 for $25
Red light therapy

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@BenningtonShow nice of Earl to reach out to others for their perspective but it seems in poor taste for him to charge a $2,000 finders fee

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@BenningtonShow stay positive. Fight like hell. Kick it’s ass. Love ya Ronnie B.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

UK’s stock market must be under performing.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

BREAKING: 🇬🇧 United Kingdom's ex-Prince Andrew has been arrested.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

One night a year it becomes the Halloween candy bowl.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

You ever eat popcorn at someone's house and start wondering if their popcorn bowl is also their throw up bowl? Because it is at our house

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

Why are they not firing the cannons!? #StadiumSeries #GoBolts

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@marknorm Are those Raycons?

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore huge night! This is what everyone has been waiting for. Months and months have led to this day, and it’s finally here. Tomorrow, the world will be a different place. For tonight…. We turn back our clocks!

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore Great wisdom but this is only one game. Whichever team wins game 5 cannot lose sight that there is still a long way to go until game 8.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TravisCope26 @CordeleSpeedway @StephenNasse JAFBRC

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore I thought it felt slightly more congested than the regular springtime influx of Ontarioans. Now there are Alaskans affecting our poorly timed traffic signals. It feels like getting laid out after assisting an empty netter.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore what an exciting day! First game of the playoffs. I hope the Lightning and Senators show up today. Nothing better than game one of the Stanley cup playoffs.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore Sorry Jon. I am reading this on my drive home, humbled by the amount of traffic between Orlando and Tampa. Averaging 25mph in a 65. Commute time doubled. Kid’s bad attitudes tripled. Ontario license plates quadrupled!

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore With the price of eggs lately, I wouldn’t expect you to find this post appealing. Eggs are high class these days, and I know your house isn’t fancy and shit.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore I live on the Gulf Coast. To be honest, that water is shit. You can have it.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@TVsJonDore we got ourselves some of Ottawa’s finest in the building tonight.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

@BenningtonShow I do not care for the extra attention just because it’s my birthday. I feel like you might be the same. If that’s the case, Happy New Year’s Eve, Ronnie B.

[Andrew Alderman @AndrewAlderman]

Today was a great day for the microplastics industry. Great job guys!