Andrew B.

Content writer, photographer, creative director. Believer in emotional resonance and crusader against the half-assed. RT ≠ endorsements.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

I really like Montreal.

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Go F yourselves @realDonaldTrump and @marcorubio. I’ve got my Cuban rum right here. And I’ll get more whenever the hell I want. #cubanosconbiden #cuba

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@Haudricourt, respectfully requesting an unblock for Judy. (@rank19). She’s a big fan of yours, a vet, a diehard Brewers fan, a JSOnline subscriber and a great woman. She hopes your block may have been a mistake and asked me to help.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@CheesyRockShow Wooo! Kathy and I were betting on whether you’d play Mr. Mister! I win!! Thanks, guys!

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@CheesyRockShow Thanks for the shout-out!

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@CheesyRockShow sounds as awesome in Europe as it does in the states! So... “M” bands? Umm... double points for Mr. Mister?

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@CheesyRockShow Andy and Kathy checking in—in real time—from Lisbon, Portugal!!

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

I believe I’ll dust my broom.

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Just my annual tweet at the @wiaawi who oversells the venue and has the gall to sell water for $4 a bottle when the inside temp is 85 degrees:

Fuck. You.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@NumbersMuncher This is a violation of the terms of the Geneva Convention.

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@maggieNYT @nytimes If Don Jr was an ice cream flavor, he’d be Pralines & Dick.

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Time to step away from this for a while.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@quoth_the_rave You should try leaving Facebook, too. It’s the fried food of the internet.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@MykeCole “Mediocrity” would be an upgrade for the life aspirations of these asshats.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

So @SenRonJohnson is on the Foreign Relations Committee and apparently has no problem with this dead Kurdish kid. You sicken me, senator.

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

Standup desks make you feel like a DJ in the worst nightclub on the planet.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@SenRonJohnson You’re my senator.

You’re a gd disgrace.

You sicken me.

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@JoeySalads @realDonaldTrump Sure, but how do you feel about taking a di*k up the ass in a prison shower?

[Andrew B. @AndrewB812]

@AnthonyDaBruzzi @rep_melissa @Rep_Jimmy @SpectrumNews1WI Is @SpeakerVos even in the room?

[MIKE KRAMER @BlexClex]

YES YES YES #BanTheChop