Andrew Corner

life’s short, drive fast 💨

[JJ McCarthy Fan @JJOneOfOne]

Bring him home.

[Pride of Detroit @PrideOfDetroit]

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME @Seahawks

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Here we go!! 🍿🍿

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

I have a confession. All the MSU fans that are livid about Mazi Smith playing in the B1G Championship Game, saying “just imagine if the roles were reversed?” are actually making a very good point.

There’s no way an MSU player would ever play in this year’s B1G Championship Game.

[Michigan Moments @UofMMoments]

Stephen A. Smith is REAL for this one

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

🧊🥶🧊

[Barstool UofM (National Champs) @BarstoolUofM]

Fuck Ohio

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

It took until the 2nd week of November. But a second team from the state of Michigan has finally reached bowl eligibility after Michigan accomplished that feat a full month earlier.

Congratulations to our friends down the road in Green and White -- The Eastern Michigan Eagles.

[MichiganPodcast @MichiganPodcast]

For the "why was he even in the tunnel of his home stadium" crowd...according to the Detroit News, Gemon Green weekly rushes up the tunnel to be ready to see his dad, who is a trucker and drives up from Texas with limited time on his day off.

[ESPN @espn]

Still undefeated! 〽️

No. 4 Michigan handles Michigan State for the Paul Bunyan Trophy.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

If Michigan State goes to a bowl game this season, it’s going to be because a really rich MSU donor ponied up and bought a big block of like 100 tickets so all the players could sit together.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Good morning to fans of undefeated college football teams, particularly if their school also happens to be reigning B1G champs. But I know the season can be a grind and winning is difficult, so I’ll extend my well wishes to all 12 of the B1G schools that have a P5 win this fall.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Good morning to fans of undefeated college football programs. I hope everyone has a great day. And a secondary good morning to fans of schools with only one loss, too. Nobody’s perfect, and I hope your day also goes relatively well. Multiple losses? Sorry. Have some self respect.

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Meechie ❤️

@UMichFootball

[ben @bensicar]

🚨BREAKING🚨

A man known as Mel Tucker is currently wanted for stealing $95 million from the Michigan State Football Team

Witnesses say the best way to protect yourself from Tuck is to throw something at him as he won't be able to defend it

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

Who is MSU getting blown out by?

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

For us, we really like Corum