Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦

Newmarket/Toronto

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@BlueJays I took my son to his first game over the weekend, and this is the certificate? The big deal is the first Blue Jays game, not the first game at the Rogers Centre. Blue Jays is SMALLER than the name of the visiting team, and there isn't even the Jays logo. This is awful.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@Shannonmm18 @Reform_West @WhiteHouse So Trump is being mind controlled? Because he always said that getting the vaccine through approval and out to the people was one of the biggest wins in his first term. He knows it's safe and has taken it multiple times. And yes, that's a real post and a real doctor.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@CMeister51159 @WhiteHouse Because it is safe, and he knows it, the other rich people know it, the bankers know it. All the most powerful people in the world know its safe and they take it. But sure, if little people like you don't take it, they don't care.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@AirCanada hey, you have 2 TV's in the Maple Leaf Lounge at SFO: one is showing a soccer practice, one is showing yesterday's news. You know there's a hockey game on, right? The staff here can't change the channel. You're Air CANADA. It's the playoffs. Get it together.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@HollyBriden @NFL @taylorswift13 I can't tell if you're serious or not. Since there's nothing wrong with a 34 year old having a beer at a football game, I'm going to have to assume you were being jokingly over dramatic.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@EtihwGerg @alexbozikovic @OntarioPlace Have you ever tried to get 2 kids, strollers, and all the stuff a family needs for a day out on a train and then public transit, then get them back on at the end of the day when tired and cranky? I can only assume not. This is a family attraction.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@hodgetwins @TuckerCarlson Tucker Carlson has nothing to do with reality. His own lawyers put forward that defence in court. https://t.co/VS2MDVSa1o

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@ThoughtsMiz @drkateperry I mean everyone has a calendar in their pockets that can be set to alert them when things are due. They can set that up the first day when they get the syllabus. Takes 5 minutes.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@F1 Can we stop quoting points as a relevant stat? Winners used to get 10 points, and only the top 6 scored. Points records are irrelevant when you keep giving out more points.

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@asdowo2 @Lucas1232123212 @KawaiiSpecOps @FastestPitStop Dude, that's the Grand Prix track, built in 1984. It's modern and wide. You're thinking of the Nordschleife, which is narrow and old, with not enough run off areas to be safe for modern F1.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@jasinskm @RebekahKTromble @JulsOtter This might be the dumbest thing I've read all year. And that's a really high bar.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@evilrckTTv @LimeJayde @fasc1nate People are free to surf anywhere in Canada too. We just have almost no decent spots.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@SMooreesq @JeffOnTheRight @elonmusk @TomFitton @Twitter @yoyoel I mean you could remember your password?

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@Burke4Senate @elonmusk @TomFitton @Twitter @yoyoel @author_himself Ahh, yes, the pedophile sex offender Scott Ritter. Keep him off twitter.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@theScore why did you change the app to not allow me to hide the spotlight sections in the leagues tab? I don't care about fantasy football or betting news. I want to get rid of them.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@klawbie @scrum5atk @AdrianAssman Ahh, yes, strippers and meat. Definitely means he's gay.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@hayes_curtis @swelder74 @deesnider Ah, yes, a one hit wonder who sold 12 million albums and 35 gold or platinum awards from 8 different countries. Right.

[Andrew Cowen 🇺🇦 @AndrewCowen]

@thewalkerseven @brndnb90 @JoeBiden Ah yes, the military industrial complex. Gotta keep that going by making it the only way for the bottom 50% to afford education. Glad you're aware of why community college isn't free to attend.

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This wasn't SNL on a Thursday night.

This was Wyoming's Republican primary debate.