Andrew Crittendon

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@GetOnTap @Liberty_Xtreme You really don't get that is this really bad AI?

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@fvrliam @MikeTyson Like being fed into a wood chipper

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@Melissadrake02 @USTreasury 🤣 that money covers just 0.006% of the NEW debt that the new spending bill has just added, and 0.0007% of the total debt. We'll be caught up in about a trillion years

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@dixon_frank_2 @CeaseYourHeresy @ScooterCasterNY Where, if I may be curious, do you get your news?

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@CeaseYourHeresy @ScooterCasterNY I don't know if you missed this, but a young Republican took a shot at Trump's head at an event.

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@grimezworld So many of those "historic" statues are cheap, hollow (or cement filled) and ordered from a catalog 100 years ago. This isn't defacing the Mona Lisa.

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@TheEliKlein Aww, now they'll have to enjoy one of the 149 other American statues of Columbus, a murderous European pirate who "discovered" a place already covered with people.

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@sofiiwenko I am absolutely obsessed 🥵

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@anomadheart @TroyHasEbola @TuckerCarlson Free self-expression, from the people who brought you book banning, cutting electricity on drag shows, and screaming at Starbucks for not putting their chosen religion on their coffee cups. 🤡👍

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@puppiwi No

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@ColinMoodie @itsmariannnna Austin is the least affordable city in America when you factor the average income, and that comes with no public transportation, a dying music scene, almost no museums, a failed power grid, and a local culture that now almost exclusively serves tourists and tech giants.

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@itsmariannnna Richmond VA is very cool. Affordable, diverse, politically engaged, lots of art and nature

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@floozyesq As a stained glass artist, I love it. For a lil extra flair, get some rope lights or EL wire to run on the back of the frame to illuminate it

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@SenTedCruz It's been 123 days since Texas' power grid failed, and you still haven't done anything about that either

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@RepMcCaul Couldn't possibly be that our city, like so many others, is drowning in joblessness and eviction and people desperate to feed their families, could it?

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@HEB @jbecquet This canned response is wholly inadequate. Last year you controlled the doors and crowds, and it's your civic responsibility to do so now.

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@HEB @jaredcruzaedo This is lip service. Come Wednesday, there are going to be hordes of maskless people entering your stores on principle. You choose to defend the safety of your partners and customers, but to not choose to do so is a choice to do the opposite.

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@TheCatWhisprer THANK YOU
men's knit trousers for life

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I apparently listened to 27 hours of @jimjames this year on @Spotify, which sounds about right for how much acid and angst this year contained.
p.s. The Order of Nature was gorgeous
#2020Wrapped https://t.co/iXYmnrETjB

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@drossjack @RepsForBiden You miss that time period. Bush was a war criminal, destroyed the economy, popularized anti-intellectualism, trashed our right to privacy, and turned the War on Drugs nuclear.