Andy Kennerley

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 28 Sep 2008 (via @twi_age).

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Woah, nasty DM's. My defence: I'm not against cycling, everyone should do it, I'm against 'entitled' people

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How is this OK? 🙄

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Ooohhhhh I fucked up 😱

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@AlecStapp I worked for a taxi firm that had a contract with UKAEA. It was like dealing with petulant spoilt little schoolkids,and these people are messing around with nuclear fuel 😱

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In my defence he was a prick and I only asked "What time does your carer pick you up?" So no, not FB material

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Does "Santa" "Skate with Santa" qualify as a stand alone CV edit? It should

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Guy trying to sell Big Issue in a fluorescent yellow jacket demanding everyone stays two metres away. #Altrincham

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People who take fourteen steps backwards negotiating the end of Tesco's travellator. #Altrincham

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Best prediction with inside info on #DOI: Bez to withdraw (still can't skate)

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When the Amazon pic looks more like a chopping board

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Having epic fun photo bombing the #DOI interviews at work 🤣

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Opened seven of these before I found the sugar. #HalfAsleepSunday

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I risk making an #Altrincham enemy here but I find this too amusing to pass on

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I propose an express moving walkway in Tesco #Altrincham for people with shit to do and so I'm not as old when I land

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Waited in for 'a parcel' ..this happened

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Bez doing his thing at #Altrincham Ice Rink #DOI

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@Dominos_UK Guys, when the app says delivered 45mins ago and we've just called for the second time to be told 'shortly'? 🙄

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The problem with picking your nose in public is that if you don't retrieve anything you never know if you've left a crater skater on the edge unless someone tells you

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Want