Andrew Distler

Diehard fan New York Yankees, depressed fan of the New York Knicks and superfan of hot sauce NYC➡️Cornell ➡️ESPN. All views & opinions are my own. He/him

[Andrew Distler @AndrewDistler1]

Very excited to make my ESPN debut as a feature producer!

50 years ago the Pirates made history by fielding the first all-Black and Latino lineup in MLB history and we had a great discussion with @clintonyates & 3 of the surviving members of that team

https://t.co/VMLpG5Ykz1

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

FRIDAY NIGHT KNICKS IN JUNE. THIS ONE’S FOR ROBERT RANDOLPH

[@ayakatally.bsky.social @AYakatally]

Grover clears.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

The New York Knicks play in the nba finals tonight. It’s a high of 90 degrees. It’s Friday.

[TRIPLE M 🇩🇴 @tripleMwassup]

My son’s teacher just called and said I might have to pick him up from school today because he started a loud “KNICKS IN 4 !” chant followed by a “LETS GO KNICKS!” chant during class.

I’m not sure if I should discipline him or be proud that he’s showing leadership qualities.

[Chris @Chris_NYY28]

“Getting Aaron Judge and Max Fried back is like making one big trade. Nobody in the marketplace could match those two.”

- Brian Cashman in 2 months.

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Sports TV News & Updates @TVSportsUpdates]

Seth Jarvis overtime goal as called by Kenny Garay on ESPN Deportes:

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

rest up knicks fam. we're back at it tomorrow.

[Jake Halloran @jakehalloran1]

most, as in literally a majority, of The Bronx was burned down by arson in the 70s

people cannot comprehend how much a better place new york is now versus when the boomers were young and how much their incorrect thoughts about cities are driven by it tbh

[LeBron Factory @LeBronFactory]

LeBron putting up 37 PTS in Game 7 of the Finals to beat the Spurs

while “Bosh and Ray Allen” combined for 0 PTS doesn’t get talked about enough. 👑🔥

One of the greatest carry jobs ever

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

most cucked sports fan base in history. not a single owner could “spend themselves into bankruptcy” in any of our lifetimes. if you are not actually a bot paid for by MLB, you might as well be

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

using AI instead of commissioning an artist just to show how much you support wage suppression

[Steve Davis @Coach_Steve_PGH]

Young basketball players have been infatuated w Curry’s 3pt shooting when they need to start studying Brunson’s pace, poise, & footwork

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Timothée Chalamet is recovering after the Knicks Game 1 NBA Finals win 🧊😂

[ᴇʟɪᴢᴀʙᴇᴛʜ ꜱʜᴀᴡ @slashertits]

horror fans are the loudest, we show up, we are present and we are involved.

[Low-Poly Paul Atreides @muaddibstyle]

Scorsese is pro-AI for the same reason so many middle aged and older people in creative industries are, and the same reason all those college administrators we saw getting booed were: they are being lied to about something they don’t really understand by enthusiastic rich people.

[da_fullwallet_alchemist @mandanduno]

It’s crazy that the Timbs were still there yesterday before the game and a second pair was hanging too. My fellow New Yorkers are treating The Knicks Subway entrance like an altar and are making offerings to the basketball gods.

[Chris Corney @ChrisCorney1]

Things banned from US World Cup:

1. Fans' water bottles👇
2. The Iranian football team
3. The striker for the Swiss team
4. Walking to some stadiums
5. The spirit of football

Switch. It. Off.

[Subscribe to the You Know Ball Patreon @TrillBroDude]

Oh my god I just checked and it’s real

[Teddy Gangi @tedgangi]

-Travel ball
-Roof closed when it's 71° and clear
-World Series celebrations for regular-season wins
-Sacramento A's (ATH)
-Pantomiming headphones for replays
-City Connect slop
-Sky points on infield hits
-BP ending before gates open
-Paying a premium to watch through a screen
-Dugout suites
-Home market blackouts
-A-Rod's Emmy Award
-A racist statue
-Draft Kings/Fan Duel
-Kalshi/Polymarket
-Fanatics