Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double theyβd be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling
Dear White Woman whom just ordered a grilled chicken caeser salad, and asked for the chicken to be grilled without fat, because, you know health and all.
Yeah and the three sides of extra dressing you just asked for are doing you all the favors....
#LordHelpMe
For the past two weeks, @ColinJayyy have been watching movies to pass the time. Weβve watch all 8 Harry Potters, 4 Hunger Games, 3 Lord of the Rings, 3 of the X-men movies and now Maze Runner 1. Bonus: @AndrewFeucht and I watched Gentleman Prefer Blondes.
Went to Hennepinn County fines office today to pay a parking ticket. You know, being a good citizen.
Fines clerk looked up my plates, and audibly choked when she pulled it up.
I had 5.
#ImPoor