Andrew Feucht

All I need in life is, friends, vodka and floral.

xoxo

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Preach.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Dear White Woman whom just ordered a grilled chicken caeser salad, and asked for the chicken to be grilled without fat, because, you know health and all.

Yeah and the three sides of extra dressing you just asked for are doing you all the favors....

#LordHelpMe

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

@ColinJayyy Amen sis.

This is why I have security on property.

[🏳️‍🌈 👨🏼‍🎤 The Kawaii Prince 👨🏼‍🎤🏳️‍🌈 @ColinJayyy]

Carly Rae Jepsen is the greatest pop artist of our time and I refuse to hear otherwise.

[🏳️‍🌈 👨🏼‍🎤 The Kawaii Prince 👨🏼‍🎤🏳️‍🌈 @ColinJayyy]

Today is a great day to send nudes to my friends

[🏳️‍🌈 👨🏼‍🎤 The Kawaii Prince 👨🏼‍🎤🏳️‍🌈 @ColinJayyy]

For the past two weeks, @ColinJayyy have been watching movies to pass the time. We’ve watch all 8 Harry Potters, 4 Hunger Games, 3 Lord of the Rings, 3 of the X-men movies and now Maze Runner 1. Bonus: @AndrewFeucht and I watched Gentleman Prefer Blondes.

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Pete Davidson as a gay man in "Set It Up" from @netflix is everything I need to survive the pandemic.

#BingeWatching

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

@ColinJayyy I can corroborate this report.

#SendNudes

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

I've been feet from a season winner of RuPauls Drag race, and the President in all of 2 hrs in Vegas.... Lord give me strength....

#OnlyVegas

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

IPhone users.... Your GPS sucks. I've been in this Uber for the last 17 minutes for a trip that should have taken 6...

#IPhonesSuck #GPSAndrew

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Checked a bag and through TSA in 24 mins. Good work MSP.

Now, what to do for an hour and a half...

#NapTime #MSP

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Walked past a bus. It made the air brake noise.

I screamed. ☠️👻

#ColdAndAfraid

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

@ballstotheWOLL Like Billie Elish?? 😃

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

@meganann176 comes to packers bar.

Has an ok time....

Hugs everyone goodbye.

Punches me in the eye.

#GoPackGo.

[Devan @ballstotheWOLL]

Only in KC do you see a guy in an empty parking lot playing a tuba 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Went to Hennepinn County fines office today to pay a parking ticket. You know, being a good citizen.

Fines clerk looked up my plates, and audibly choked when she pulled it up.

I had 5.

#ImPoor

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

I love this work family. #BuckAndHoneys

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

Being at #FirstAve with straight people is weird...

#ARIZONAConcert #WhereAreTheGays

[Andrew Feucht @AndrewFeucht]

When an Amber Alert Wakes you up before your alarm....

#DontTakeKidsThatArntYours #ShhhhIAmSleeping

[Uncle Kent @_MCKENTON_]

🗣 IF I HAVE A GAY SON...