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The social media that Curly Karen comes out to play… 🧑🏽‍🦱

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@John011235 @dani_elle831 Wow… I just use a sharpie 😂

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

Can also confirm this from working in a hotel… “do you do a day let?”

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I work in a hotel. Yes it's really obvious when you have an escort come to the hotel and up to your room and yes we notice when she leaves an hour later.

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@edfenergy Hi Steve, this is for a commercial account. We don’t have a MyHub. Is there any other way to get it? Still on hold btw. 1 1/2 hours 😂

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@edfenergy been on hold for over an hour trying to get my half hourly billing stats…. This is appalling… at £4 grand a month for electric… I think I’m paying you enough to hire some staff!!

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@Tesla @elonmusk Am I missing something here? I refuse to believe a car this intelligent can’t work out the seats are down. Had to listen to the bong for a solid 20 minutes. It knows the side seats are down… but not the middle? Please tell me what I’m doing wrong, or fix it! 🤞🏻

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@kimpetras Do we have a release date yet? Or even a month?

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@BMW_UK My X1 was called Betty BMW

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

Hello @kimpetras thank you for being my number 1 this year 💘

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@AldiUK Abby… we’re two weeks shy of a year, some may say I’m peaking too soon… but I wanted you to know the easy seal cheese isn’t back yet and this bag I picked up today shows my mood… still blue…. My non easy seal cheddar peaking in the background 😔 #verymature

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@AldiUK I know there are more pressing issues going on in the world, but where has the easy seal cheese packet gone? This is distressing me. #bringbackeasyseal I Camembert it anymore. #abitcheesy

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@coopuk Your Brookie was delightful though… #everycloud

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@coopuk what happened to the rest of my prawns? Did they swim away? #sadsandwich

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@Brentwood_BC this is the 4th week in a row I’ve lost a recycling receptacle, and it’s quite frankly a joke. Even lost my entire bin the other week and had to buy a new one! Your opening times to collect a new one don’t seem to accommodate people at work… so do I give up now?

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

Got really bad hiccups… who do I complain to? #CurlyKaren

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@AldiUK it does taste nice… I’ll give you that.

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

Hmm feeds 2… apparently #wherestherest @AldiUK

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@oldelpasouk bought this fajita kit on Monday, and I’m pretty sure the tortillas shouldn’t look like this… they came out of this packet. #alittlefury #strangerdanger

[Adele @Adele]

Easy On Me - Out Now
https://t.co/2iwZqeT01P

[Andrew ✌🏻 @AndrewFox_5]

@AldiUK Thanks Abby, I hope the relevant team think about this decision Caerphilly.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Good news