Andrew

Wash ur hands my guys || Dm me for feet pics

[Andrew @AndrewG1214]

@ciarxnd Boogie Bomb
Boogie Bomb
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Boogie Bomb
Spend 10 hours playing Fortnite (Yuh)
'Been campin' airdrops all night (Ooh)
I killed a noob, I just got his loot (Brrrt)
Open a chest and got a gold scar (Ooh)
Rather have a boogie bomb in my hand

[savage beastfly @LMagolor89]

The fucking phone of Theseus is killing me

[Angela Ballesteros, MD @angelatheresaa]

⭐️new med school core memory⭐️

today i asked a person in a patients room what their relationship was to the patient and they said “situationship”

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Best story of the campaign. Gold star. Nothing is going to beat it

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

Honestly think The Unknown is what was missing from Willy Wonka all along. Needed another freaky unsettling guy
https://t.co/3AieAKsD8V

[Will @willglloyd]

It’s almost Christmas… that means it’s time for the 2023 edition of my favourite political moments of the year.

Kicking us off at number one:

‘a 42-year-old man from London’ gets fined for being in a moving car without wearing a seatbelt

[The Onion @TheOnion]

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://t.co/e8aZ5CSrhi

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2022 ✨

[worms cited @christapeterso]

i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:

DAY 1 – ARRIVAL

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Too Rude

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[RipDot @_PriceUltra_]

@Son_ImSleep

[not bort van houten again @Bortvanhoutenn]

Just an incredible tweet